Silver Tongue

fungeonmaster-frisk:

queen-of-the-pengus:
queen-of-the-pengus:
Apperantly Google assistant has a crush on siri
Google is gay, straights can’t use it anymore
I thought this was gonna be a subtle joke but apparently not

elucidativeillusionist:

the sufferer’s final sermon

- Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place

spacehunter-m:

re-creation of one of my favorite audio posts (which is now broken)

oversalt:

Source: reddit

howdymynamesis:

curseworm:
howdymynamesis:
curseworm:
just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill
i wanna know if op was okay when writing this
one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled
what

dagrassi:

angry gamers actually hate capitalism more than anyone but they haven’t figured that out yet and keep accidentally vocally supporting the economic system that is ruining their favorite games

westfailia:

humanactsbyhankang:
westfailia:
just got this message on twitter
are you telling me that you just defeated Richard Spencer
i hope everyone who reported him got notified but he lost his verified status and has been tweeting about how he’s leaving twitter etc

good

tredlocity:

teathattast:
Throckmorton
Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.