paradisemantis:

betterlegends:

Play D&D with anyone you wouldn’t want to go on a 3 hour car trip with.

D&D is a 3-4 hour car trip except there are rules and goblins and rules goblins

fleamontpotter:

YOU KNOW HE WOULD DO IT

vivianvivisection:

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

Marvel writers sweat intensely

Maybe they made a wooden duplicate that was spraypainted chrome. magnetos mind would have been instantly destroyed when he couldnt control it and he would give up without any further attempt to do something.

doxian:

whethervane:

thescarletmama:

hellzabeth:

did-you-kno:

Source

LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA

FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME

SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.

YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????

GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.

holy shit i am so reading this wtf

HOLY FUCK I NEED TO READ THIS

there’s also a super cute modern adaption on YouTube that is hella gay in the best way

mysticbaconslice:

draw steven fat u cowards

angelbabyspice:

takingbackourculture:

So this happened: two white men open up an “Asian” restaurant named “MISOHAWNI” (Me So Horny) in South Africa. Dakota Kim has a thread on Twitter explaining their name.

- Jess

I brought something up similar to this to my boyfriend, who is first generation Vietnamese, I asked him how come making fun of asian accents is so widely accepted? Where did it even start? I brought up this phrase “me so horny” and things like “i love you long time’ he told me those lines came from east Asian prostitutes in popular movies, and people rolled with it cos it was “funny”. I’m so tired of this? I’m so tired how acceptable this is?? so not only is it racist but it’s also anti-sex worker which is. alot. all in all, fuck those guys.

dailylifeofadizzyfangirl:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

how yall draw 14 year olds:

I’m screaming you could not have missed the point of this post more

also yall saying “I know 14 year olds that look like this” no you don’t because this is what I meant:

the only human to ever look like that as a child was dwayne the rock johnson and thats because hes a jojo character.

itsmurjana:

whatblackparadise:

fireable:

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

metamorphic or igneous

neither, dwayne the

lesbiangravity:

when you’re gonna show the groupchat that anyway no matter what anyone says