chrishoulihan:

Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today

yourplayersaidwhat:

My sister and I are both tiefling bards, and we got a job to clear out a house.

Her: I roll to throw him down the stairs.

Me, right after she fails: I roll to throw her down the stairs.

jecenifo:

mmx4:

you can inspect element and find all the horse sprites and edit them

fun

foxy-mulder:

thankyu:

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

spacepuck:

ppl in my writing workshop: yeah i just don’t get how people write in second person, it’s such a weird voice that you don’t see that much

me:

arctic-hands:

rumwik:

It has arrived!

I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

lunaelumen:

people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship. 

crime-she-typed:

viralthings:

Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography

THAT IS SMART OMFG

kawaii-no-densetsu:

魔王・オブ・ザ・ワイルド

zamaron:

zerosuit:

This show is incredible

IM SXREAMING??