pilot-webcomic:

Pilot #20

clientsfromhell:

I am a UX/UI designer and started communicating with a potential client for designing a mobile application. We have initially agreed to start with the logo:

Me: Hey! I haven’t received any update from your side for the past few days. Can you please share feedback on the logo samples I’ve sent you?

Client: HI, thanks for the message! Yeah I saw them and they’re great. Very simple and clean designs. We’re going to move forward with our designs now assuming we’re going to use the logo, but that may change. I’ll let you know if we decide to go a different direction, or if we need a final version.

ME: Okay, no problem. I will send you an invoice for the work done so far.

Client: Invoice? Do we really need that, or should I just send you $25?

Me: That’s not really enough. I’ve spent several hours working on this already, which would total $X.

Client: What? I thought you were doing this as a passion project!

kurapilka:

more Taakos! Not up to speed yet but god damn The Adventure Zone is good so far

mintyfreshsquids:

popee666:

mintyfreshsquids:

tbh you called yourself out so theres no reason to block the name i guess :7

like i said, i didn’t make shit, like 5 differnt ppl are sending me these

ok thanks for like, gettin people to stalk me

I mean they can’t cause,,,you know,, you locked your Twitter no one can see your posts unless you let them dude, like. Wasn’t that the point?

And you named dropped me so you didn’t care that people would stalk me why should I care for you :7

otabckaltyn:

In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

ahsokasbutt:

I love you, random guy from the 5e Facebook group, and I love your homemade purple worm too.

imagine a TAZ AU where everything is the same but the purple worm from the eleventh hour is this

reallyreallyreallytrying:

candle warning: do not let the flame outside the candle. the flame will not stay the same size. it will grow bigger

brazenautomaton:

dear guys who make gatorade frost:

the purpose of having a name for the flavor of your product is to tell me what flavor your product is

apparently, nobody ever told you this, and so you think the purpose of naming flavors is to sound like Death Knight talents

I don’t know what Icy Charge tastes like but I’m pretty sure it’s going to move me into melee with my target and slow their movement speed by 75% for 3 seconds