banishedquasiroyal:

2 b fair calliope (the cherub) probably does do a lot of weird shit when she thinks roxy is sleeping so i’m going to make a Sick Hot List

Weird Shit Calliope Does When She Thinks Her Wife, Roxy Lalonde, Is Asleep

1) eats raw meat naked in the bathtub

2) watches reruns of the carapacian edition of Desperate Housewives

3) orders shit online, forgets about it, and then has it arrive with cute little notes written by an extremely sleep deprived version of her past self

4) licks her eyes

5) gently places her freaky but beautiful reptilian hand on roxy’s face and strokes her hair

6) does the dishes

—and More, probably

she probably polishes her head while roxy sleeps

6ark:

rosey

gearholder:

amalgarn:

halflizard:

twocubes:

amalgarn:

amalgarn:

based on this post

WHAT THE FUCK????????????????????????????????

found the video its somewhere in here 

the conference about “artificial sexuality” starts at 35 min, this moment in particular is at 44:20

wait you mean this was recorded and posted online

nickelodeonhistory:

cartoon network on nickelodeon in 1999. an off-channel promo for cartoon cartoon fridays snuck onto nick’s airwaves via unmonitored local ad buys.

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

dastardlypineapple:

probablyottrpgideas:

strangestquarkwave:

professorsparklepants:

vigarath:

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/

This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YALL.

This is some A fuckin plus DMing right there it’s so deliciously over the top and unnecessary and PERFECT.

Seriously tho LOVE that bit at the end. That tiny “I don’t think our plan is gonna work…”

toytowns:

badcharacterdesign:

neilnevins:

If you fucks touch a single hair on his head…

theyre gonna give the goombas buttholes

please god let it be on par w/ wreck it ralph or the lego movie

aeritus:

Oh these two cutsie dorks (wich I adore) from Homestuck.

If you’re not familiar with the mess that Homestuck is,
we discover that these two are somehow related via ectobiology in Act 4 (of 7).
That’s why it’s  incest.

Basically when they said they were related I went “fuck you I’ll keep shipping them” 3 years ago and I’m still here.
And people hate me for that apparently but whatever U_U

and people conviniently forget that other characters like vriska and terezi or eridan and feferi are related.

hawfstuff:

trilllizard420:

nukachemistry:

dungeons and dragons

expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc

reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms

The Gang Fucks Up The DM’s Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue

obligatory

nicorii:

“We’ve been waiting for you, Steven.”