Silver Tongue
God’s ‘The Bible’

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

shitmystudentswrite:

In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.

I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this

touchtheowl:
“ rasec-wizzlbang:
“ grawly:
“new sunchip
”
what flavor?
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Yeah
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touchtheowl:

rasec-wizzlbang:

grawly:

new sunchip

what flavor?

Yeah

constable-nugget:

arcanine-tamer:

lebritanyarmor:

donzo1234:

fonzworthcutlass:

the-real-eye-to-see:

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But they value our lives even less

Ok but look:

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I’m really screaming

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. 

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

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Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

I don’t get it

one of my friends is getting harassed because they drew two characters kissing that were later revealed to be genetic siblings so i posted some of hte popular canon ships and at least one of them is genetically related to point out how stupid it is  to harass people over fictional ships.

warning, prospitcest

one of these is prospitcest. its unclear which because its unknown which ones were the original clones and which ones were the genetic combinations but heres some prospitcest for you

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kilalabunnies:
“ slowroar:
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@silver-tongues-blog
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@kilalabunnies
Reminder that Jon Arbuckle murdered Lyman in cold blood as a means to obtain Odie for his own cruel purposes

mousathe14:

raeloganthesonic06fangirl:

raeloganthesonic06fangirl:

ipomoea-alba-quinn:

Not saying he wouldnt do this but SOURCE?????

Oh, boy, this is a fun bit of trivia.

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See this book? This was published in 1998. I got it when I was 8 from my school bus driver for being really helpful on the route map for her first day, so this book has been in my possession for 19+ years. It’s very battered, but all the pages are still there, taped together, because the binding glue didn’t react well to the environment I lived in at the time.

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Page 32 has a special “Bonus” spot for Lyman, with “updated” (for 1998) profile art

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Closer look at the page

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JON, WHAT DID YOU DO?

Oh, and also, if you know your Garfield Lore, then Lyman was Jon’s roommate until 1983, then left for an unknown reason, leaving Odie behind. He did appear in a Logo Box for Garfield’s 10th Birthday strip in 1988, as a cameo, but for the most part, Lyman has been absent for so long, they have continually rewritten how exactly Jon obtained Odie, ranging from adopting him from the same shop as Garfield, to adopting Odie a couple years into owning Garfield.

Except for

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The popular 90s Garfield flash game, “Garfield’s Spooky Scavenger Hunt”, in which you can find Lyman chained up in a basement as a hidden eastern egg. He begs Garfield to give him some muffins to eat, then disappears after you leave the room and come back.

Garfield Lore is pretty messed up when you dig around.

….. what the hell

moonpaw:
“saw a davepeta earlier and it reminded me how gay i am for them
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moonpaw:

saw a davepeta earlier and it reminded me how gay i am for them

unrelatableuserboxes:

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