Silver Tongue

tommygunbloodlust:

The year is 2082. I’m 89 years old. I’m dying, surrounded by my large, devoted family. I prepare my final wishes as my children hold my hand.

“Divide my assets amongst yourselves, sell the house to start college funds for the grandchildren, and throw my ashes into the ocean. All I want is a small plaque by my childhood home with my name and dates, saying “Rest In Deace.”

My oldest leans in, confused, “Do you mean ‘Rest in Peace,” Mom? What does deace mean?“

I beckon him closer with one hand, and move the other a bit further down the bed.

“Deace nuts, bitch.”

My family screams in horror as I flatline and immediately descend into Hell.

blue-mood-blue:

I was thinking about the Grand Relics (because of reasons) and I realized something: only one of them is actually a weapon. All of them can be weaponized, but only the Phoenix Fire Gauntlet seems created with the purpose of destruction.

What the relics really seem to be is the mastery of each school of magic - unlimited potential for whichever form of magic the relic possesses. The Philosopher’s Stone allows the user to transform anything to anything else, the Gaia Sash gives the user complete control over nature, etc.

That would mean the Phoenix Fire Gauntlet represents a mastery of evocation magic. It makes sense, that such an item would give the user the ability to cause devastating destruction, and Lup seems to enjoy destroying things. At the same time, this relic is an item that will be put into the world, and Lup is the one who saved a civilization from the bad judgment of her family. Why would she create a weapon?

I wonder if the gauntlet is actually meant to be a weapon. The mastery of evocation is maybe not so much about the amount of destructive power that one has, but instead in the ability to control it. I think Lup understands the importance of restraint with evocation magic. Power of any kind is only as useful as a person’s level of control over it; someone who sets off a wildfire does not have the ability of someone who can prevent the fire from spreading.

The Phoenix Fire Guantlet is more than a weapon. It allows the user total control over fire - an individual could hold the world’s hottest fire in their hand without worry. They could adjust the temperature to exact specifications, or manage the size of the flame. In the right hands, that power can be turned to something that creates. Before there were circles of black glass in Faerun, there were little sculptures of black glass for Lup’s family. The flames were exact enough that experiments in Barry’s lab had more accurate results. Lup could precisely light the fuse for fireworks from a distance when they were barely still in sight. She tossed flames around the kitchen while she and Taako cooked. The fire from the gauntlet never hurt anyone she didn’t want it to hurt; she could burn her enemies and spare her family in the same blast.

No one explored the potential of a controlled flame in the face of the relic’s destructive potential. Everyone else looked at it and saw a weapon.

potoobrigham:

Approaching the root of the problem would be the best direction.

Bad. Part 1.

Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy - Contractor Buddies

flovvright:

flovvright:

flovvright:

griffin is called away; justin and travis take the piss out of him

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lazerfight:

my favourite total drama friendship trios *_*

threeeyedsloth:

angelofthemad:

the-true-space-fandom:

wolfyyoyogamer:

doodlesmydude:

dooojojojo:

knowledgemimic:

breathingcolorsdraws:

knowledgemimic:

saucy-majora:

bubblegum-gg:

i-srsly-need-to-stop:

fandombandomrandom42:

geekylilprincess:

wraparoundcurl:

barkers15:

bittythemagpiedragon:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

evilblackcat13:

the-last-teabender:

wildishmazz:

devonmcs:

cate-geo:

ryrobsessed:

roses-in-fire:

cm8x-insanity:

nukewolf:

sirdragneel:

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oliviasblogisawesome:

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fairytail-angel:

verityglasses:

combthecombel:

pokemon-chick-1personalblog:

strampunch:

mobians-and-emeralds:

coffeeandcursewords:

rootbeersweetheart:

usedtobehmc:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

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oh boy…….

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Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

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Observe…

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IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

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And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

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I must test it.

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Nothing happening so far…

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HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

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What in the world?

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Oh why not? This should be interesting.

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Here we go!

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Were all mad here in Underland!

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What the hell! Never Again!

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… Actually …

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One more time.

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Alright, I gotta try this!

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Can’t be that bad!


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….

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…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

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i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

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here goes nothin-

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w HAT THE

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DID I JUST-

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WHAT THE FUCK

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Okay Clearly something is up.

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Hmm… I wonder

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I’m sure nothing could possibly…

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HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

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I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

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Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

time to bring back outdated memes…

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what could possibly go wrong?

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eww, it smells like fuckboi

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welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

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nothing’s happeni-

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WTF-

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Oh boy, this meme

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I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

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May as well try it.

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Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

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get wet 4 furry

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This is obviously fake

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Look, I’ll prove it

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Y’all are just acting

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Watch and learn

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WTFFFFFF

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Should…… should I…….

DO IT!

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Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

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Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

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I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

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Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

Its been too long since this has been on my dash

BLESSEDLY

ITS ON MY DASH

Hmmmm…..

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Whelp, only one way to find out

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Did…. Did I just turn into a Canadian?

A man walks around in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything.

unpretty:

one time while we were in the car andrew said “i basically think your gender is whatever robot body you would choose to have in a transhumanist future, but then again, that would make my gender a featureless floating orb” and i think about that a lot

clientsfromhell:

Client: Can you take a look at my machine? Every time I connect to one of the virtual servers, it just disappears from my list.”

Me: That’s odd! Can you show me how you connect?

They opened the client program, and double clicked on a server name. It launched with no problem.

Me: Hm. And how do you usually disconnect?

They found the server name in the list, right clicked it, and chose “delete” from the pop-up menu.

Me: …I think I found your problem.

incorrectasouequotes:

Sunny: Who the fuck

Klaus: Language.

Sunny: Whom the fuck

Klaus: No.

slaughterhousefive:
“ tredlocity:
“ teathattast:
“Throckmorton
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Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.
”
Throckmorton’s Pro Skater 2
”

slaughterhousefive:

tredlocity:

teathattast:

Throckmorton

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

Throckmorton’s Pro Skater 2