andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

(◕)

it’s mike wazowski. 

go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

cyanocitta-blattidae:

you dont get context

dimitrajoy:

idk what this ad is actually saying but it SURE AS HELL sounds like 50 stray dogs are going to eat the 43-year-old remains of pet groomer jenny baxter at 5 pm today

mayasaura:

did i really have to draw it? no

dan-mcneely:

kelleyelizabet:

eyeofthelionfish:

kelleyelizabet:

raw meat flavored jelly belly

hotdog with ketchup flavored jelly belly

just make your own jelly bean post

flavored jelly belly

whotfareyoupeople:

When someone insults you:

When someone insults your friends:

dftba99:

dreemurr-the-dank-meemurr:

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

dongboss:

kibokko:

wow! what kind of chicken lay that egg

finalfantasyvii:

grawly:

e

fishcustardandclintbarton:

fishcustardandclintbarton:

Dear America,

The UK just voted for racism, hatred, fear and stupidity. Please don’t make the same mistake in November.

Sincerely,

Britain

You utter fucktrumpets.