the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this
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it’s mike wazowski.
go hard or go home motherfucker
this took 16 hours, suck my dick
idk what this ad is actually saying but it SURE AS HELL sounds like 50 stray dogs are going to eat the 43-year-old remains of pet groomer jenny baxter at 5 pm today
raw meat flavored jelly belly
hotdog with ketchup flavored jelly belly
just make your own jelly bean post
flavored jelly belly
So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb
The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying






