Imagine coming home from the supermarket and your wife is on fire and there are six people…
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stoicsilence:

stoicsilence:

stoicsilence:

found batman forever on my front lawn

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there are some dvds in the ditch at the end of my front lawn

could these be the missing batman films?

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no, it’s superman 3 and 4

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theyre both superman 3 and 4

the plot thickens

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prokopetz:

the-future-now:

Canadian “Big Maple Leaf” 220-pound gold coin worth $4.5M stolen, still missing in Berlin

  • If you thought Ocean’s Eleven was impressive, this real-life heist will knock your socks off: Known affectionately as the “Big Maple Leaf,” an enormous 220-pound Canadian gold coin worth around $4.5 million was on display in Berlin’s Bode-Museum — until the early hours of Monday, that is, when it mysteriously disappeared.
  • The coin — the biggest on earth, according to Guinness World Records — “was stolen last night,” Markus Farr, a near-dumbstruck museum spokesman, told Reuters on Monday morning. 
  • “It’s gone.” As of Tuesday, more than 24 hours had passed, but authorities had yet to name any suspects. Read more. (3/28/17, 11:58 AM)

Additional information:

  • This coin is actually one of five; the other four are currently in private collections around the world.
  • The Royal Canadian Mint’s website literally says they made the coins “because we can”.
  • The Canadian government has declined to comment on what unholy power - if any - will be unlocked if all five coins are brought together.

iniro:

KYOOTIES

Intellecutal Gamer Joke of The Dayb:

smug-ruby:

paper-apples:

alolan-munchlax:

paper-apples:

alolan-munchlax:

red man jump,,,,

blue man run,,,,

yellow man eat,,,

green man?

Do not TRY to COMPREHEND THIS unless you are Gamer.  Only Smartmen Gamers understand.

B; Bu,t……what does…:
Purple, man and Orange, Man……do?

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You are Really Konging My Donkeys like Donkey Kong in “Donkey Kong Kongs His Dong 2″ for the PS4

Do not QUESTION Gamer!!! YOU CANNOT VIEW THIS POST.

I have Konged the Donks……………..

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Ya Konged ‘Em.
You Dongled My Kong. 

taahko:

probably the worst thing abt this is that not only do people still put on that mshapocalypse thing in 2017, but they actually think its as widespread and unavoidable as the first time it happened in 2013 when in fact i didnt see a single whisper of it until i went into the tag

If a tavern brawler throws a spike armored halfling at the enemies, who rolls the damage?
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bluukei:

what a fun lil guy