yourplayersaidwhat:

The same group that met “Santa”. Once again, Veshrra (our Tabaxi druid) is the focus…

Context: We are once again fighting a vampire. A female this time. Veshrra is currently dying on the floor.

Me: I cast “Spare the Dying” for Veshrra. *Rolls 12*

DM: Veshrra gets back up with 1hp. And it’s Veshrra’s turn.

Veshrra: (joking OOC) Can I roll to play the bagpipes really badly?

DM: Roll.

Veshrra: Wait—

Me: YOU HAVE ONE HIT POINT.

DM: Roll.

*rolls 18*

DM: So, you play quite a nice tune on the bagpipes, actually. Roll an intimidation check.

*rolls 4*

DM: The vampire isn’t impressed, nothing happens. End of your turn.

Me: What are you, a Bard?!

dreams-in-stardust:

bigboss505:

When you know it’s time to fire the editor

Weird when you cant tell if this was actually on TV or a Youtube Poop

strawberryr:

Holy shit. Dav Pilkey dropping truth up in here.

frozenmusings:

ellensama:

slightly-bovverd:

ellensama:

ilanawexler:

Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Tunnel Standoff Deleted Scene.

Han Solo, asking the important questions.

I’d like to thank space God and also fruit jesus

“Are you kids with my son? You look like you’re part of that dumb band he joined. What are you called again? The Face Order? The First Odors?”

Han please

benibue:

every time I killed a goat in breath of the wild I could feel twilight princess Link turning over in his grave

linksgrunt:

Hylia help me this girl and her love for sand seals is too freaking adorable

mintyfreshsquids:

Too many bun bun Mints!!!

culljoy:

-clanks pots and pans- stop actively running artist/shippers/writers of fandoms into a downward, emotional spiral because of content from them that you can blacklist or ignore you actual twits. (bonus: stop believing shitty rumors too)

haiku-oezu:

klondork:

gnollbard:

haiku-oezu:

So Gary Goldman (screenwriter for Total Recall, Big Trouble in Little China and others) is suing Disney for ripping off his Zootopia pitch after saying they were not interested in making it.

I’m not gonna comment of the veracity of his claims but that’s a spotted hyena right there.

Nick was supposed to be a god damn mother fucking spotted hyena.

Yeah, I think we got the better product, if this silliness is true. Which seems… doubtful.

To say “They’re the same character because of the body type” is fucking ridiculous. If you really want a case of stealing an animal city concept, you’re gonna need more than “Oh there’s a big buff character JUST LIKE MINE”

Also these are foodfight tier designs

‘s not about the body type tho. The suit goes over how the characters have nearly identical traits and character arcs (the squirrel wanted to be a cop and was confronted with the harsh reality of not being fit for the force, the hyena was the smooth talking con man who ended up teaming up with her etc.)

Like I mentioned in OP I’m not saying it’s true and I don’t even care, but the claim definitely isn’t a “oh they look kinda similar so they ripped me off”

the big thing to note is that this is like the third time he’s tried to sue a bug company for “stealing his designs”