So this is the ship you guys have always wanted right?
(Special thanks to Afallenwolf who inked and colored this piece so I could post it by the end of today.)
im so fucking bad at april fools day! i’ll go about my day and just see weird shit in on websites but i don’t ever process it as ‘oh this is fucking random and weird’ or ‘oh this is just a joke’ i like, glance at it and don’t even register it… like, okay, there’s a weird pear ad on deviantart? and it’s got a mouth? yeah whatever okay
i needed to draw something colorful bc i havent enjoyed drawing for like. A While
i included the cleaned up sketch + how it looked before i rendered, i think they look nice ?
The paladins false god
Context: I’m currently in two campaigns, and in my first campaign the party of five had a series of critical failures and bad luck against a single goblin, and jokingly named him the goblin god Yeemic and are going to start a cult in his name since he almost wiped out our party. I explained this story to my party members in the second campaign. The following later ensued between me, a dragonborn paladin, and my friends
Paladin: By the grace of Bahamut I will do what I can.
Bard: Please, you don’t actually worship Bahamut.
Paladin: Yes I do, I’m a freaking dragon, what else would I worship.
Bard(to the DM): I’d like to roll an insight check.
DM: I’ll allow it.
(Nat 20)
Bard: Bullshit you worship Bahamut!
Paladin: FINE, PRAISE YEEMIC MOTHERFUCKER!
DM: Well, I guess I have to allow that now…
