Silver Tongue
effington:
“ I wanna get a silver locket and both sides are gonna be pics of Justin McElroy
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effington:

I wanna get a silver locket and both sides are gonna be pics of Justin McElroy

aphnorwegian:

mxcleod:

egalitarianqueen:

kibosh-josh-mahgosh:

egalitarianqueen:

rougaroucojones:

radarmatt:

rougaroucojones:

karolinedianne:

spangledshieldsandsilverwings:

Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced “JAFFICKS” Then I will pronounce Gif with a “J”

^ This

It’s followed by an R of course it would be a hard g. But Giraffe is a soft g. Genius is a soft g. Gin is pronounced with a soft g too. GIF is I following a g, it would be pronounced with a soft g.

It aint Jif peanut butter though.

It would still be pronounced like that. The general rule is if the g is followed by an e or i, it’s soft g. U or a consonant is generally a hard g.

I will DIE WITH MY HONOR

Gear =/= Jear

Get =/= Jet

Gift =/= Jift

Give =/= Jive

In English, words with a ‘G’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ can be pronounced with either a hard ‘G’ or a soft ‘G’.

Words with Germanic roots such as ‘gear’, ‘get’, ‘gift’, ‘give’ (see above) are pronounced with a hard ‘g’ while words with Latin or Greek roots such as ‘gem’, ‘general’, ‘giraffe’, ‘giant’, are pronounced with a soft ‘g’.

So no, it’s not exactly a “general rule” that ‘g’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ makes a soft ‘g’ sound. 

Additionally, “GIF” is an ACRONYM starting with a word that begins with a hard ‘g’ sound, so “GIF” is therefore pronounced with a hard ‘g’.

We fight with honor

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officialunitedstates:

there is nothing powering a bullet to leave the gun.  magazine clips contain no power source at all.  when you put a magazine in a gun and fire it, the gun fires but there is no power source.  nothing should be propelling that bullet yet it exits from the barrel.  there is nothing powering the guns

cerastes:
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rad-roach:

hexmaniacmareen:

what they say: cats are evil and unable to love

what they mean: i dont know how to handle small animals and consider them lashing out in SELF DEFENSE an insult

Usually what it boils down to is “I’m mad because the cat didn’t act like a dog”.

beesmygod:
“theres no word for this feeling
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beesmygod:

theres no word for this feeling

moonpaw:

moonpaw:

undertale was a gateway drug into homestuck

being super into undertale until around april when everyone you followed for undertale started putting on orange horns because of the collide update and seeing your dashboard slowly turning into a mix of both undertale and homestuck for a while until you go “fuck it ill read the fucking comic i guess”  it was already too late for you

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

the best part about DJ roomba was that it wasn’t just a joke DJ FUCKING ROOMBA CAME BACK SEVERAL TIMES IT’S A RECURRING FUCKING CHARACTER

crapstitch:
“I DO THIS.
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crapstitch:

I DO THIS.