banishedquasiroyal:

ONE THICC TO RULE THEM ALL, or, carapaces: a weird insectoid/mammalian/??? hell hybrid (deets below the cut)

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ask-oncies-jizz:

we all joke about undertale a lot but listen if it can earn an immediate and strong emotional response from me with a track thats just 20 seconds of the sound of an elevator going up you know the game is fucking stupidly, ridiculously good

libertarirynn:

the-mighty-birdy:

intjint:

the-mighty-birdy:

intjint:

black–twitter:

Bruh it looks like the imaginary food in Hook! I want some!

BOI THAT IS A MIDWESTERN THING!

I want some!

GET TO MILWAUKEE AND GET IT!

I actually used to work at an ice cream chain that started in the north or Midwest or something and they had this.

It’s not good.

euo:

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

maybe youre still in a dream

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

On a way cooler note, a goblin fired an arrow at me in D&D and I had to roll to avoid it

I rolled a natural 20

Snatched that shit out of the air

I asked if I could throw it back

I had to roll a ranged attack with disadvantage (I’m a fucking cleric)

I rolled TWO natural 20

arroz-con-yolo:

sxeli:

homosozialismus:

sxeli:

do you think straight people understand what a mammal is

a hundred years of animations have taught us that no

they’ll tell me to take a biology class cuz im trans and then turn around and put tits on a duck

This has to be one of the funniest bits of internet commentary I’ve ever read

donkeykongliker:

A little flintstone comic i made! enjoys

real-live-dragon:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

Almost a transformer. So close. via Shitty_Car_Mods

hey dude i think you slipped and posted from r/really fucking cool car mods

insertdisc5:

Magnus, what makes a good hero?