Silver Tongue

COMPULSIVE TRUTH

misandry-mermaid:
stfueverything:
always reblog
Relevant
She just looks so stressed and I can imagine why.

I can’t even begin to articulate my rage at the neopets art team for depriving us of greatness by changing the Angelpuss to this
when it used to be this

rlyehs:

the earth is actually flat but it rotates like a doom sprite when anyone tries to look at a different angle

these fuckers in the other chat are starting a campaign with an all-mage party

chefpyro:

>magic missile
>magic missile
>magic missile
>magic missile
>magic missile
>magic missile

how long before they polymorph into a T rex

If your SO can’t make a decision about where to eat, play the 5-2-1 game. You give them 5 restaurants, they pick two, and you pick from those.

periegesisvoid:

lifepro-tips:
My gf of 3 years is the queen of “wherever” and “I don’t care” when it comes to this. This little game fixed our problem immediately. It takes the pressure off of her, but still gives her a choice about where to eat.
(this can also work with kids and indecisive friends)
How to hack executive dysfunction

merle in strawberry 🍓

Anonymous

bloodsbane:

MMM SWEET OL BERRY BOY

Bioware Game: Okay, so you've got the option to flirt with-
Me: Yeah, do it.
Bioware Game: Well, but you could flirt wi-
Me: Yep, let's go.
Bioware Game: You can't really get a relationship with them, but you can flirt w-
Me: Yesssssss, get the flirting going.
Bioware Game: Okay, calm down, you can't get a relationship with everyone!
My polyamorous, bisexual ass: And whose goddamn fault is that, Bioware?

kitfistovevo:

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful