Silver Tongue

spiderinthecupboard:
“when the actors you admired as a child give you reasons to keep admiring them as an adult
”

when the actors you admired as a child give you reasons to keep admiring them as an adult

renamon:
jokin-around:
countessbatman:
Adventures of Superman #40
When ur too chill to get roasted
Jokers to busy trying to make batman a guy with no funny bone laugh that he doesn’t know what to do when someone finds his jokes funny

tastefullyoffensive:

(via majtague)

fluffy-elephants:

sasukegg:
im laughing i went to type heck yes and i typed “heck yeck”
heck yeck

showerthoughtsofficial:

Bad handwriting is like writing with a thick accent

mbulteau:

alienby:
The best joke in doctor who is when they put on “classical music” and it’s toxic by brittany spears

showerthoughtsofficial:

The phrase “being left to your own devices” makes more sense now than when it was first coined.

knsth:

hanirani:
knsth:
I think if you don’t spend at least four months out of the year battling the cold and ice and snow you lose your humanity and humility. that’s why californians are the way They Are
this reeks of jealousy.
do you see what I mean

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)
Me: nothing
My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles