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doctorjanedee:

lovelymonsterthings:

mollyostertag:

I’m putting together a book of all the short comics I’ve drawn over the past year to have for sale at my spring conventions! Not sure what the title will be yet, but the uniting themes of all the stories seem to be Girls and Magic.

I drew this selkie comic really fast and it bounced all around tumblr which was cool, but the messy lettering and simple coloring bugged me so I cleaned it up a bit. 

This is one of my favorite things ever. I will always reblog.

See, this is what happens when you let the selkie come to you rather than stealing her skin like a huge asshole.

geistverrse:
“dracula asgore. drasgore. asgula. i dont know.
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geistverrse:

dracula asgore. drasgore. asgula. i dont know.

jitterbugjive:

Developing humanoid Coach

The magic grandpa

androxibot:

jesterfurbies:

polyamoryavengers:

zooophagous:

That stupid post about why women and queer people love cats has still got me all fucked up because like a cat is a small animal that is wholly reliant on you it can’t live in your home without your permission and you have to actively and willingly keep it there and this chucklefuck is mad that this animal, that has no decision making power over its own life, doesn’t adequately return the “emotional labor” of being cared for as if the cat understands feminist theory or philosophy in general.

Like the cat weighs seven pounds, you can cut his balls off, and you literally legally own him. If you don’t like having him around you can easily remove him. You aren’t in an abusive financially dependant relationship with him because he’s not a grown human man its a CAT

Here’s the link to the clusterfuck of an article this is referring to.

my cat: doesnt come when called once

me: you know this is really such an avudove tactic of you. How about you stop upholding the patriarchy and go live someplace else

I read this as self-satire (good g.d I hope this is satirical) but you know who was there when I was deeply suicidal last year? Bitch, my roommate’s cat. He was always there when I needed him, it was uncanny, almost as if he could sense it - I would be spiralling out of control in my room and suddenly there he’d be, scratching at the door, meowing to be let in. He gave me all the damn love he had in his tiny body and I’ll forever be grateful for him.

cats are pure. its not their fault they sometimes have owners that cant tell the difference between a grooming mood and a playing mood or who never do what it takes to maintain a healthy cat or doesn’t attempt to bond with their cat.

jilkos:

“COUP D’ETAT”
Maida Ghide, Ishmil Waterman by Ishmil  
Fashion by Theodora Bak 
Accessories by Angostura.
See full exclu @fgukmagazine

bisexualgambit:

My poor French teacher today was talking about the word “cell phone” and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy….. which led to

Professor: Isn’t that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don’t we say that in English.

One brave Student: …..because it’s slang for a handjob

Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.

modofpitchpatch:
“ succubuspony:
“ ‘‘She was my best friend in Tartarus.. And so much more..’‘
(Umbra is open for asks as well!!)
”
GO here for your daily stomphorse needs!
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modofpitchpatch:

succubuspony:

‘‘She was my best friend in Tartarus.. And so much more..’‘

(Umbra is open for asks as well!!)

GO here for your daily stomphorse needs!

vieratheartist:
“I love everything about this.
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vieratheartist:

I love everything about this.

peppylilspitfuck:

beachdeath:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Okay but this is the better headline:

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