Snakes are the ultimate Vore Animal because yeah they swallow prey whole but they’d also be easy to Vore because you can just slurp em down like a noodle
Did you guys know you just post literally whatever on Tumblr and no one will stop you???
this is like saying the titanic reboot won’t have the titanic
what the fuck
Is this…is this for real?
Wanna cringe a bit more?
-Instead of being a boardgame, Jumanji is a video game in this reboot. -That cast picture is not the “protagonists”, those are their in game characters (which they become when the game sucks them in) -They are doing this cliche thing where the real life humans are playing their polar opposites (ie, the rock is the avatar of a nerdy guy) -Jack Black is the playable character of an IRL female character, so you can imagine what kind of jokes to expect.
Supposedly it’s supposed to be a sequel and not a reboot… which only makes me feel… mildly better…
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In August 2016, Johnson clarified that the film would not be a reboot, but a continuation of the 1995 film
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Can they just make this Captain N the movie instead?
I will say that the the characters and outfits look exactly like what a jungle video game would have. Jack would be an NPC though.
Frankly The Rock keeps being in movies that by all accounts should suck but end up not, so I’d give this the benefit of the doubt solely based on him making movies he’s in damn entertaining.
You live in an alternate world where twins—fraternal and identical—can feel each other’s physical pain. You are an only child with no siblings. One day, suddenly, you feel a burning pain in your chest.
It’s called heartburn, learn to eat slower you hooligans
me before following ihatejonarbuckle: jon seems like an okay dude
me after following ihatejonarbuckle: jon arbuckle is a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. he’s extremely misogynistic, a reckless driver, and as a cat owner his behavior is revolting!! he chose to adopt garfield, yet he acts as if his cat is a constant burden while constantly victimizing himself and neglecting his pets. like what kind of monster would feed his cat food that’s clearly not appropriate for cats to eat, and then have the heart to shame him for being fat? awful!! jon is just an evil and sinister man whose behavior is literally
inexcusable, and mr. davis needs to make him face the consequences of his actions
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
