Dude can I pat your cat?
Sure
Me, scanning the area for people who say shitpost:
What the Fuck
This thing don’t work
Ok
But the Point is That I Don’t like the word Shitpost and if you say it then I’m going to be very angry at you
Go stand in front of a mirror and repeat what you said
I Don’t like the word Shitpost
Did the scanner do anything different?
No
Did you swap it to your right eye? That might be why it’s not working.
Still the same thing
I will buy you a New
Thank You!
when you just had a productive day and finished all your work
#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places
reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself
and i was right
i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more
yeah
here i screen capped it
yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work
Yep, worth reblogging everytime I see it.
A Republican relative (whom I no longer speak to) once informed me that’s she’s conservative because she worries about her children.
I looked her dead in the eye and replied that I’m liberal because I worry about *everyone’s* children.
She looked away and changed the subject.
