blueeyedpixelz:

robelessd:

ampervadasz:

Unmute!

FOUND OUT

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I can’t help being the queen of all gamers okay I’m sorry

Queen of all Gamers is a metaphorical title bestowed based on merit, it does not involve the divine right of kings

its a klingon promotion style monarchy?

bundibird:

how superstitious are you?

not at all (superstition has absolutely zero bearing on my life/behaviour)

mildly (no major impact on life, but wont, say, walk under a ladder)

a bit (have thrown salt over your shoulder for good luck)

very (superstitions have a regular and tangible impact on my life/behaviour)

will deliberately engage in superstitious activities to see whether they work

See Results

ithrowshoesatconservatives:

aspergersissues:

this gets so much funnier when you consider that people literally just live on mount everest, there’s a perfect parallel between random europeans “discovering” a mountain that people already live on and medical professionals suddenly discovering autism despite people having it going back god knows how long

alpinechamomile:

aromanticgoldfish-deactivated202:

irlwakko:

who suffered more

jesus christ

dr. heinz doofenshmirtz

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Got halfway through a snarky response about nativity scenes pretty universally having Joseph also in that barn before remembering that Jesus’ dad is, fairly famously, a guy who is not Joseph

peach-pot:

carterinwonderland:

for science…

What time do you normally have dinner?

before 5 pm

5pm

6pm

7pm

8pm

9pm

after 9pm

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if you reblog this you should tag it with what you voted and which country you’re from.

There should be an option for “no consistent dinnertime”

xxtc-96xx:

the genes would be far too strong

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

greenbergsays:

frogdaduntitled:

basementvampz:

basementvampz:

me to a cishet: hey look up the fire snail!!!!!!!

them: that’s weird :|

me to an lgbtq+ person: hey look up the fire snail!!!!!!!!

them: :O!!!!!!! fire snail!!!!!!!!!!

fire snail.

:00000 fire snail

The fact that this isn’t called a lava snail is some grade-A bullshit

MAGMA SNAIL

Originally posted by lavamollusks

duckdotcom:

jame7t:

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

lilacandladybugs:

lilacandladybugs:

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down