why do people write “bad at communicating” as jake’s main trait like dirk didn’t literally create a robot to talk to his friends for him
It’s more like he created a program to talk to himself and it goes and talks to his friends for him anyway, but., still
lil hal is an autoresponder,built to imitate dirk to his friends when dirk is predisposed. dirk argues with him because he’s dirk and he’d start a fist fight with a mirror if he accidentally sneered into one
Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.
Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.
this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with
…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often.
The only way to log out is to beat the game. And if you die in the game you die for real.
Hyrule warriors Legends… I have yet to die in the game, but prepare for me to spend 10 FUCKING YEARS GETTING OUT OF IT
Xenoblade Chronicles X. I am going to get ambushed by a Tyrant out of nowhere and die miserably.
I can’t remember if i last played Danganronpa, or Final Fantasy XIV… I really kind of hope it’s that last one though. Even though i don’t think that game even has an ending.
Pixel Dungeon. I will die so fast.
I think the last actual videogame I played might have been Animal Crossing. Can you even beat Animal Crossing? Pay off your house? … I…
… I’m OK with this. As long as Hamlet is here with me.
Fantasy Life. I’m fine so long as the sky isn’t falling anymore.
…Neko Atsume…Well, as long as Pearl and our current cats can come with, I am totally cool with living in a really nice house in Japan & befriending Lots of cats?
I honestly cannot remember because I go a long time between games, but it was probably Saint’s Row so I’m fucked.
HIVESWAP ACT 1.
FUCK.
gauntlet dark legacy. nice i geta shit ton of free food found in barrels and shit
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