Silver Tongue

bpd-disaster:

brieflyshypuppy:

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stunt-muppet:

derinthemadscientist:

librarian-amy:

scanlan:

susiephone:

wearevengeancenow:

nerdgasrnz:

inspectorwired:

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

  • a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
  • fourth wall breaking
  • “give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
  • *a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
  • alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice
  • “fuck you” “well if you insist”

#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)

character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X

  • the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies
  • people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them
  • alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit
  • bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”
  • someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)
  • choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character
  • the “hands go down” trope
  • example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*

how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

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These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon

i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression

Bonus points if he DOES react, but it’s to close the door and tell his buddy “it’s for you.”

  • Intentionally getting wrong easy-to-pronounce names (“It’s Sean, isn’t it?” “Dude. It’s John.”)
  • That one character who is like actively dying but insists they’ve had worse and wants to keep fighting
  • Knocking down a big group of opponents with a bowling ball sound effect
  • Convenient book titles (“Plot-Related Thing for Dummies”)

Characters giving a flashback and voicing all the characters themselves

character giving a flashback of something we’ve seen and being wildly fantasized about pretty much everything.

Millennials are not children

tharook:

inqorporeal:

queerly-tony:

lanceprestonsmoak:

queerly-tony:

So…

The oldest millennials right now are 35. They were born in 1982 and turned 18 in the year 2000.

Gen Z started in the late 90′s or 2000, depending on your opinion.

But for certain, if you were born after 2000, YOU ARE NOT A MILLENNIAL.

The youngest millennials are just about 18 years old right now if you end the Millennial Generation in 2000.

18-35. We are your millennials.

“Younger millennials” are actually Gen Z.

THIS ALL STEMS FROM OUR PARENTS CONTINUING TO INFANTILIZE US.

Millennials are full-grown fucking adults in their twenties and thirties!!!

MILLENNIALS ARE NOT TEENAGERS, MILLENNIALS ARE NOT CHILDREN.

(there is nothing wrong with being a teenager. you’re awesome and great, welcome to Gen Z by the way, also called the iGeneration)

Thissss. No one can really agree when the millennials “end”, but most say between 95-97. Which means that millennials are all over 20, and as a group we’re in the work force now.

Yep, exactly. Millennials aren’t little kids, but the media still treats us that way. 

“Millennials” has just become a catchall term for “kids these days” with relation to our coming of age in a different millennium from our parents.

We already have asshole millennials writing shitty anti-millennial thinkpieces. This may be a term that’s mutating beyond its origins.

Millennials Killed Millenialism

skdaks2:
“long time no see babies
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skdaks2:

long time no see babies

hey staff, censor THIS
dragonkisser:
“ shikanyes:
“ cmder:
“ dogdownloader:
“it’s a rat
”
it’s a rat!
”
its a rat
”
its a rat
”
@moonpaw

dragonkisser:

shikanyes:

cmder:

dogdownloader:

it’s a rat

it’s a rat!

its a rat

its a rat

@moonpaw

valucard:
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mumblingsage:
“ brainstatic:
“I kind of think Democrats could win 2018 on a platform of pure vengeance.
”
“Ashley Bennett, 32, a psychiatric emergency screener from Egg Harbor Township who showed up at an Atlantic County Freeholder’s meeting to...

mumblingsage:

brainstatic:

I kind of think Democrats could win 2018 on a platform of pure vengeance.

Ashley Bennett, 32, a psychiatric emergency screener from Egg Harbor Township who showed up at an Atlantic County Freeholder’s meeting to protest comments made by Freeholder John Carman mocking the Women’s March, and then decided to run for his seat,  knocked Carman off the board Tuesday.

Carman’s sharing of a facebook meme – “Will the women’s march end in time for them to cook dinner?” – brought scores of women to protest at the obscure county board, one bearing a box of mac and cheese and instructions for Carman to cook his own dinner… “

looks like hes gonna have all the time in the world to prepare his own damn dinner

africant:

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