sodomydog:

darksunngwyndolin:

terriamon:

I genuinely can’t stop thinking about this cutscene

You’re supposed to be able to tell time by looking into a cat’s eyes but honestly context really does nothing for this scene

[x]

queenofthemonsters:

writing-prompt-s:

Your friend requested to be buried with his headset and system, he just came online.

“I can’t believe I have to carry you fuckers from beyond the grave”

biff-donderglutes:

noseforahtwo:

lewisandquark:

So I’ve been training this neural network to generate cookbook recipes by letting it look at tens of thousands of existing recipes.

The generated titles can get a bit odd.

There’s a creativity variable I can set when the network is generating new recipes, and when I set it low, it comes up with its best guess at the most quintessential recipe titles:

Cream Cheese Soup
Cream Of Sour Cream Cheese Soup
Chocolate Cake (Chocolate Cake)
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chips
Chocolate Chips With Chocolate Chips

When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese
Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips
Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas
Beasy Mist
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
Chocolate Pickle Sauce
Whole Chicken Cookies
Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom
Star *
Cover Meats
Out Of Meat
Completely Meat Circle
Completely Meat Chocolate Pie
Cabbage Pot Cookies
Artichoke Gelatin Dogs
Crockpot Cold Water

I’m Whip the Mustard.

There are tears in my eyes

rottenchicken:

Nood

too-dee:

well, you can’t get what you want but you can get me

craspyhome:

a group of 4 people are given 3 hours to edit a youtube poop and try to turn it back into its regular source material

rhyme-me:

zeldacw-love:

masahitoleotakeuchi:

They are not decorations - if you want decorations, buy toys or chocolates instead.

This is an old article, but I think it’s still relevant: x

ALMOST EASTER AGAIN…..

mischievousmarionette:

jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

@papamugs

weirdmageddon:

why does palkia say it like that

missveryvery:

same guy who said this

he’s my fucking hero