history is fucked up and it sucks because all the people in it who had great viable werewolf names weren’t werewolves. like what the shit. if you knew nothing about history or literature i guess or whatever you’d see names like “virginia woolf” and “oscar wilde” and be like. ah yes. these are definitely some prime secret werewolf poorly masquerading as human intellectual situations? but neither of those people were real live werewolves, factually speaking? they did not take advantage of that opportunity. and i think we are all worse off for it actually
I have a degree in history and I can say with some degree of scholarly confidence that you cannot definitively prove either of these people were not secret werewolves
• “Wait, this isn’t normal?”
• “I thought everyone does this!”
• Steals every movie and book plot that I know.
• Not being able to sleep well because of the urge to daydream before sleeping.
• Not being able to wake up because of the urge to daydream after sleeping.
• “I actually didn’t study at all because I was too busy daydreaming last night.”
• Long car rides are heaven.
• Always brings earphones everywhere along with 50 music playlists.
• Making facial expressions in public and end up being seen by 50 random strangers.
• Overlapping universes and characters that aren’t real.
• “Recovery? A life without daydreaming? Nah, I don’t know them.”…*hides entire childhood*
*HIDES ENTIRE CHILDHOOD AND ADULT LIFE*
@dies-firstI wish they had variety 12 packs of sodas.



