Is this the dumbest thing I’ve ever spent 3 hours on?? Perhaps.
Am I gonna apologize? Heck no
sleep paralysis is honestly the most bullshit part of being a living thing. sometimes my brain just occasionally screws up and goes ????? uhhhh . cant move. here’s a demon
hey I can’t get our arms and legs to work but I got you these screaming heads if that’ll help
my first ever session, so I have no idea what to expect
pretty standard opening, you awaken in a dark room..
Lorian: roll a spot check
DM: you see that the room you are in is a cell
Steve (a mage): also roll a spot check
DM: you see that you are also in a cell
Me, Siv (a lazy mercenary): I roll to go back to sleep
DM: really.?. fine. you go back to sleep
Ian Cognito (a halfling): I pull up my pants *rolls a nat20*
DM: …you pull up your pants so far that they fuse to your body. you’ll never need to pull up your pants again nor will you be able to remove them. your life as a walking talking wedgie begins now
I love Internet grammar I love how “you what mate” is an incredulous question but “u wot m8” is an invitation to fight I love how straight people are different to Straight People I love how smol is so much smaller than small I live how thiS, tHIS and THIS are all different in my mind i luv how dis spelling make sarcasm I love how haha, lol and lmao are completely different emotions I love how….. This…. Makes everything… So much more dramatic???? Tone is so hard to convey in writing u go lil buddies you go
language is forever evolving.
