daily-xefros:

has this been done

-mod four

obamasnow:

obamasnow:

today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me

fuckyeahdnd:

momnar:

Hear me out. Half-orcs who are–instead of half human–half dragonborn and are built like Foo Dogs

Thank you for your time

I think foo dog is a good look for dragonborn in general though

breastforce:

xelamanrique318:

taylor swift: my new album reputation is out this–

sia: anyways here’s my booty pic cuz some of u paps are trying to sell pics of my booty so here it is for free. also buy my new christmas album which comes out a week after taylor’s “republican.”

classicmeevs:

Blue powerade is pure water, that shit what comes out of our faucets is watered down water

youareagoodperson:

Honestly people who refuse to ship m/f ships because they’re “straight” or whatever are so fucking boring, like I don’t ship people based on gender, I ship based on chemistry. Shipping isn’t activism, you don’t get woke points for having the most “progressive” ship like this is supposed to be fun so fuck off with your fandom policing and get a life.

modring:

kitty, c.1890s

kITty

megachikorita:

strawberro:

WHAT IS THIS

banksy

General Occupational Aptitude Test