good responses to being stabbed with a sword (part 2)
- oh no i’m allergic
- it sword of seems like you’ve got a problem with me
- laughter. not the word “laughter”, just. laughing
- sure it’s the thought that counts and i appreciate the sentiment but does this gift come with a receipt
- you wound me. literally. you just. actually wounded me. that thing is really sharp. so you. don’t even look at me like that they can’t all be winners
- wouldn’t it have been hilarious if i just flew back like balloons do when you pop ‘em? can you even imagine? god. just. do it again, pretend the first time didn’t happen. come on. please
honorable mentions
- grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it back to them and saying “you dropped this”
- that’s unfortunate
- it could be worse
- this isn’t really how i pictured my day going when i woke up this morning, but who am i to complain
“Who wants omelets?”
Our druid just received this unknown magical egg from a street salesman.
Druid: “How long til it hatches??”
DM: “Roll to find out”
Druid: *Rolls a 1*
DM: “You got too excited and crushed the egg”
Druid to our party: “WHO WANTS OMELETS?!”
what a cuck
>be presidential adviser
>order fellow conservatives to vote for trumpcare
>they all just fucking laugh at me
>tfw>tfw the coup is not as easy as u thought it wud be >pls no bully
