duraraross:

duraraross:

tele-mahkos:

livefromthehumanzoo:

tele-mahkos:

livefromthehumanzoo:

riseofthedruids:

losermcjackass:

woody allen got a big ass mouth

woody allen die bitch

Remember when he adopted a young Asian girl and then married her?

This was after he molested his adopted daughter and was effectively kicked out of his family correct?

Yes that’s correct, he’s a pedophile piece of shit.

I agree, he belongs in a hearse, then in the ground, then in hell

Polanski literally raped a 13 year old girl and recently numerous women have come forward saying Polanski raped them when they were between the ages of 9 and 16

In conclusion, woody Allen is a piece of shit, but Polanski is also a piece of shit and they can both die

also Polanski compared people protesting him being a fucking pedophile rapist to nazis. Which. Doesn’t make any goddamn sense because he’s a fucking holocaust survivor. Also he literally made and directed a movie where the main antagonist raped his 15 year old daughter and then when the baby that was conceived from that turned 15, he kidnapped her a presumably did the same.

reneehartblog:

charlesoberonn:

Muggle World: We’re sorry, Harry, you won’t get to compete in the contest. There must’ve been a glitch in our systems. You weren’t supposed to be in the draw at all, you’re too young.

Wizard World: Send this child to the death games! The goblet has spoken!

the Wizard World is a lawless hellscape

pettankochan:

talesfromweirdland:

Still some 4 decades left to make this happen.

notonepiecestuff:

(second post) 

I called him Gore

Beloved son 

Bestest brother

Great partner

btw he`s a lot like Dean Mccopin from “The Iron Giant”

pinesinthewoods:

iridescentoracle:

extremelight9:

Okay, can we talk about all the things Mabel did that Ford himself couldn’t do?

She figured out the gnomes’ weakness.

She solved the mystery of the eighth and a half president.

She managed to get unicorn hair.

#she mainTAINED A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH HER BROTHER #OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Originally posted by gnarlytrumpet

banshees:

moira is not junkrat’s mom she just genetically engineered him out of the dirt

squibot:

valorousdamnation:

drunk-winter:

charlesoberonn:

oolongearlgrey:

raisnutheraichu:

satsukitomoe:

kickloop:

okay hear me out

a magical girl anime

but with moms instead

I have a mighty need.

Plot Twist: the main villain is ALSO a mom

“A woman must be strong to protect that which she holds most dear…” 

What if their kids are best friends who go to the same school?

Imagine the PTA meetings

fite me helen

I need this

what if their daughter has the side plait of death?

musicalshards:

classical-crap:

I think the only thing that’s right about this is that the problem involves a beethoven symphony and that’s about it

beethoven’s 9th but every time you assasinate one of the musicians it gets slower

auto-responders:

hi im david and i cant dr