bedeviled-dotty:

Mall trip!

I will update this post and reblog it with each new page of this 10 page set as I finish them. I’m hoping I can complete the set within the month.

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I attract morosexuals like honey catches bears

Flies

I dont think flies catch bears

theofficialgordonramsay:

theofficialgordonramsay:

when i was 13 i was reading a sasuke uchiha/oc fic on quizilla.com that repeatedly referenced heating up apples covered in tin foil in microwaves, to the point where eating a tin-foil covered apple fresh from the microwave was a multi-chapter occurence
& that’s the story of how i lit my first microwave on fire

casual reminder that sasuke uchiha personally set my microwave ablaze

millymygirl:

millymygirl:

YA contemporary be like a quirky girl named ari (short for arithmetic) and her boyfriend peter (short for jupiter) have to help save their best friend abby (short for cabbage). They never swear but there will be one (1) HEAVILY implied sex scene and a single background character named Perso Nofcolor. It will sell 12 million copies.

Classic literature be like troubled man who goes exclusively by his last name must engage in violent misogyny to learn the meaning of life

trans-corvo:

leveliflare:

leveliflare:

whoever invented the “girl who looks 11 except for the huge tits” character design archetype should die i think

no <3

And so should every artist who perpetuates it ❤

xxtc-96xx:

“guess he’ll just have to be surprised”

I wouldn’t be too hard on Mewtwo about it, he still doesn’t think that highly of himself when it comes to his species 

offbrand:

kendallroy:

kendallroy:

20 tweets later:

twitter… was a mistake

HOW did you leave out the part where they say the moon’s a planet

thatneoncrisis:

god i have so many top tier jokes i can never share here because theyre all out of context and also fucking insane

You say this as though tumblr ever needed context to find a post funny

chefpyro:

What? Rarity? Like.. loot drops? Is that a thing? Is there such a thing as a legendary burger? How do you know what rarity you have?

The pink ones are the rarest kind

sun-shim:

happy out of touch thursday, this idea has been stuck in my head for the past week and i could not rest until i brought it to life