banishedquasiroyal:

sarcasticcollegestudent:

topographicocean:

puddingemoji:

who the fuck is up

kermit voice: you wouldn’t like me when I’m fully torqued 

I… is that a bulge?

amphibiFuck Me Up

mujotan:

vulkiin666:

I can imagine Moira watching anime in her spare time when she’s not conducting experiments .  

finally some weeaboo representation in videogames

daily-xefrostritoh:

dammek taught him how to use it 

nekurothings:

they did that™

blind-duck:

hey no offense but id fucking die for carey and killian

slothmaggedon:

>be me

>about 13 years old

>basically naivete incarnate still

>just discovered the world of fanfiction.net

>have an account and a few stories posted so far

>currently working on a fanfic of Spirited Away

>get a comment one day

>commenter asks if I can put lemons in my story

>I think it’s an odd request but will do anything to please a fan

>write the next chapter acknowledging the lemon request and say that the chapter WILL CONTAIN LEMONS

>about halfway through the chapter I wrote a giant duck running past the protagonist with an armful of lemons

>duck says “MY lemons” then runs off

>feel pleased with myself at having granted my fan’s request

>years later I find out there’s another meaning for lemon in the fanfic world

>lemons are sex scenes

>my commenter was asking me to put a sex scene in my story

>at 13 years old I unintentionally trolled the shit out of some random person

>whoops

daily-xefros:

it was really fun! i should try it again sometime… but it took about half the day with slothdad’s help X:(

-mod four

itsaarnie:

genderlich:

comcastkills:

conservapedia calls marx bourgeois

co-founder of communism

CEO of communism

snilm:

john has worn the same costume since he was 7 years old

chess-and-snickers:

how about my burgandy page of life, isaack