Reminder that Bruce once kept a whole world from getting destroyed because Dick was in it.
like this exchange is literally:
Depressed Earth 2 Superman: Everything on ur earth is a corrupted version of mine it all sucks
Bruce: excuse u but my son is the objectively most perfect son out all the possible universes
DE2S: shit…ur right…
Bruce: YOU’RE DAMN FUCKIN’ RIGHT I’M RIGHT
theworldsactuallynotthatsmall:
The Fair Folk: “I can’t believe this. Twenty years I’ve cleaned your house and you DARE to try to REPAY me with GIFTS. This is such an insult. Fuck you, you insolent humans. I’m leaving here and never returning because you have insulted me so deeply.”
Also the Fair Folk: “Remember that one time you pulled a thorn out of a cat’s foot? That was me. To show my gratitude, here is a house made of solid gold, a life-debt, my daughter’s hand in marriage, and a promise that all your children will be gorgeous and successful at all that they do. I can also throw in a blow job if you want. I hope this is enough. I don’t want to seem ungrateful.”
ship are you making a callout post for faeries
#now to be fair #i have always interpreted this dichotomy as#you can leave them gifts #but not as repayment#because otherwise you’re just paying them to clean your house#and so the insult is to imply that they are servants performing labor for compensation#when in reality they are Magnanimous Bros#totally just cleaning your nasty house out of the goodness of their good good hearts#and if you want to also be a bro #and give them some uncurdled milk and honey#that’s cool because that’s what bros do#but if you’re like ‘here’s some food for cleaning my house’ it’s like #EXCUSE ME#ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU’RE ONLY GIVING ME THIS BECAUSE I DID SOMETHING FOR YOU#WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU#FUCK OFF WITH THAT THEN I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS
This is the quality content I look for on my dash
The only bro code worth following.
Divorce cakes. I didn’t even know these existed.
at first i literally thought these were heterosexual wedding cakes trying to be funny
honestly it says a lot about heteros that most people just assume these are standard hetero wedding cakes.
