jackironsides:

manyblinkinglights:

nuggetemily:

spocks-brain:

Flash freezing some samples with liquid nitrogen!

wait. wait wait. they let you play with liquid nitrogen?

okay. here is a HILARIOUS thing you can do with liquid nitrogen and 1 or 2 bottles of shaving cream.

okay so step one is you dunk the shaving cream into the liquid nitrogen. completely submerge it and let it freeze. the shaving cream i mean. then take out the shaving cream. you probably don’t need me to tell you this but for other people, you want to use tongs and safety gloves so you don’t lose a hand or two doing this. now you have frozen shaving cream. what do you do with frozen shaving cream? well, first you have to peel off the canister so you have just the shaving cream floating free. you had to freeze it first so that it wouldn’t explode when you do this part. now you have a frozen brick (or two if you did two) of shaving cream. so what do we do now?

we put that shit inside someone’s car we hate and/or love to prank on.

as it warms, it will gradually expand to fill the entire vehicle.

oh god BLESS

Oh, my scientist friend used his lab’s supply of liquid nitrogen to make icecream, so I expected the prank to be related to that, but that’s way better

I hate to break it to you but a single frozen can of shaving cream wont do much that you couldnt do by spraying it into a car

Tory belleci and grant imahara (may he rest in peace) looked into this long ago

dovahhkiin:

masqueraccoon:

moriahari:

weaponizedhorse:

tamhonks:

drawyourocslikethis:

stripesandteeth:

thug:

kingknife:

theultravioletcatastrophe:

akolnoix:

aspiritualstate:

pancakemilkshake:

pensivelyplayfulme:

bleutempete:

pancakemilkshake:

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998)
Rejected (2000)
All Your Base (2001)
Tidus Laughing (2001)
The End of the World (2003)
Badger Badger Badger (2003)
Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003)
GI Joe PSAs (2003)
Llama Song (2004)
Banana Phone (2004)
Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004)
Charlie the Unicorn (2005)
Cillit Bang (2006)
Caramelldansen (2006)
Metal Gear Awesome (2006)
Leekspin (2006)
Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006)
The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007)
Powerthirst (2007)
Paffendorf (2007)
Splash Attack (2007)
Caipirinha Dance (2007)
I Take a Potato Chip… (2007)
Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007)
Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008)
Danjo (2008)
Giga Pudding (2008)
The Ultimate Showdown (2008)
Balsamic Vinegar (2008)
Sakura-Con Commercial (2009)
Shamwow (2009)
Slapchop (2009)
OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009)
Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010)
HEYYEYAA (2010)
Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

GI JOEEEEEE

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006)
Numa Numa (2006)
The Gummy Bear Song (2007)
The Duck Song (2009)
White & Nerdy (2009)
Trololo (2010)
Nyan Cat (2011)

Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

FUCK

can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

What about - 

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes - Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now

The ancient times

Llamas with Hats

May I suggest:

Leeroy Jenkins (2005)

It’s Over 9000! (2006)

This Is Sparta (2006)

Double Rainbow (2010)

ASDFMovie2 (2010)

Nope! Chuck Testa (2012)

1-4-1-8-0:

megamanapostrophet:

1-4-1-8-0:

But it’s Thursday???

momgothic:

Taako forgetting Lup and the “you fucking took everything” scene is even more painful coupled with the fact that the reason the McElroys started doing Mbmbam in the first place is because they were growing apart and didn’t want to lose their family. Like Justin basically cites the my beginning of mbmbam as Travis and Griffin moved away and he didn’t want to drift apart

Now give Taako a beloved twin sister that not only disappears (“that was the last thing you ever said to your sister” has estrangement of family vibes) but also he FORGETS her. Which HIGHLIGHTS one of JUSTINS INITIAL FEARS with his BROTHERS.

That “you took everything from me” and the line “you ARE my world” with the sIBLINGS DYNAMIC is making ME CRY because BROTHERS

icantwiththe-gay:

softboy-punx:

moonwatcher13:

If your in school and reading this, refuse to go to school. Or if they force you, do a sort down strike. Refuse to go to classes. Get your friends to do the same. WEAR A FUCKING MASK.

They are killing you, your friends, their families, your teachers and thousands of random people who you will end up infecting. They are sending you back knowing that you will get sick and die or get other people killed. Dont let them. Your life isnt worth it.

That’s my moms school in one of those pictures. She teaches math. Let me tell you exactly how bad it is. There are between 28-33 students in all of my moms classes. The desks are all less than 2 feet away from each other, and facemasks are not required. Teachers are not allowed to tell students to wear masks. There are no temperature checks or other preventative measures being taken in an effort to keep symptomatic kids home. The school gave the teachers a “cleaning kit” which consisted of a single spray bottle of cleaning solution and a stack of brown recycled paper towels. They cant even use those cleaning kites, because it turns out that that solution is caustic, and will burn students hands if they come in contact with it. Teachers are banned from using their own money to buy normal brand sanitizers like lysol bcs they havent been approved by the fda for use within schools. The janitors are not required to sanitize the classrooms; instead the teachers are expected to do it between every class- a break of 7 minutes. Teachers are not allowed to construct any protective measures such as clear plastic shields between desks. Students are still eating their lunches in the cafeteria, a room which holds 500 students at a time.

Not only are these school districts being negligent in forcing these kids back to school, they are actively working against teachers attempting to do anything to minimize the risk.

There has already been on positive case at my moms school, of a student who spent two full days in class. An elementary school in another county has already had to shut down completely after an outbreak in a 2nd grade class. Schools have only been open for 3 days.

These school districts are putting students, teachers, and faculty at risk of illness and death because their arrogance and pride will not allow them to admit they might be wrong. Its despicable, and I hope every one of the bastards in charge of this decision gets fired and sued, and never placed in charge of children ever again

The student that posted that first image was suspended and teachers and students are being threatened with poor evaluations and suspensions if they are vocal on social media

https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/1291127621024206849?s=19

https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/1291127621024206849?s=19

Twitter

korrainasamisjacket:

A repost of a repost but I had to see this so you do too.

turing-tested:

this is the only thing that matters to me

beetledrink:

i cant wait until quarantine is over so i can start really dressing again

zachsanomaiy:

weepingredwillow:

immabethehero:

acquaintedwithrask:

medusamori:

aturinfortheworse:

this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

haunted

I’m 100% certain this is glaze fuckery but the delivery of “it’s bleeding!  It’s possessed.” is absolutely the best thing

Bad paint?

That’s a Time Bomb/Biohazard!!!

The glaze on the inside and outside of the Jug has developed cracks which when the Water is added causes the darker red clay under the white glaze to absorb the water. This in turn makes the Jug “Sweat” or “Bleed”. But it also compromises the integrity of the Jug as the Clay inside is becoming soggy as it absorbs the water. It’s also a breeding ground for Bacteria and Mold as the Clay can’t properly dry inside the glaze.

So it’s either going to fall apart and shatter into a bizillion little pieces.

Or it’s going to become a rancid smelling object that would Poison anything that Drinks/Absorbs the water put inside it.

So it’s cursed

But like

Scientifically cursed

Cursed item: the bleeding jug.

Poisons any water that enters it. when full it bleeds.

indiffribot:

notlikingbestgirl:

Out of Touch

Out of touch Thursday is genuinely the only thing keeping my concept of time stable while in quarantine