Silver Tongue

mothurs:
boy is he making America great again!
I love the United States 💦💦💕💕

moongoddessgarden:
Atheris squamigera, common names: green bush viper, variable bush viper, leaf viper and others, is a venomous viper species that can be found in West and central Africa: Ivory Coast and Ghana, eastward through southern Nigeria to Cameroon, southern Central African Republic, Gabon, Congo, DR Congo, northern Angola, Uganda, Tanzania (Rumanika Game Reserve), western Kenya and Bioko Island. . No subspecies are currently recognized. It’s truly a miraculously beautiful snake.
Habitat preference: Found mostly in rain forest. Said to prefer relatively low and thick, flowering bushes.
Venom: Bites from this particular species have resulted in at least one report of severe hematological complications as well as two deaths.
LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BABIES OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE THEM

exeggcute:

when people try to talk about how honey is supposedly unethical because we’re stealing the bees’ food I’m just like, genuinely curious if you’re aware that the honey we eat is the result of beekeepers raising colonies and harvesting the excess honey while making sure the bees are all good and fine, and that the honey you buy at the store is from a farm and not just like going into the woods and sticking your hand in a beehive like a bear in a cartoon and stealing the wild bees’ honey

they’ve been watchign too much bee movie

Describe a kaiju using a Spongebob quote

snakemetal:

justplaindan:
kaijunoid:
garbagedwellingcreature:
officialearthbound:
curiooftheheart:
djspile:
godzillasthunderthighs:
badaxefamily:
thegreatersunbro:
the-arcanite-force:
zillaofcybertron:
go-go-godzilla:
shyriadracnoir:
highly-radioactive-nerd:
spankzilla85:
godzillaresurgence:
rustybottlecap:
godzillaresurgence:
rustybottlecap:
kaijusaurus:
Well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with
BIG
MEATY
CLAWS
HE’S JUST STANDING THERE, MENACINGLY!
RUN FOR YOU LIVES, EVERYONE! IT’S THE APPETIZER!
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!
We’re not ugly! We just stink!
IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM.
Originally posted by citystompers
What the heck is a Sal-lad!?
Originally posted by citystompers
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMULONI
Originally posted by televandalist
Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy’s cousin…
Originally posted by kaijusaurus
VICTORY SCREECH!
You got it set to “M” for Mini, when it should be set to “W” for Wumbo!
Originally posted by speedrasir
@shadeslayerbros
I love this.
Originally posted by lzbarnabas
“I lost something once. Something I couldn’t live without! My identity!”
“It will go right to your thighs!”
“And then you blow up”
@ciscordian @true-king-of-monsters
A FRIEND IS A FRIEND TILL THE END OF THE END THAT’S FOREVER, AND A DAY
Originally posted by nuclear-warrior
@kaijunoid
“Hey, that looked like Squidward!”
“That looked like Squidward also, in angry mob form!”
“You’ll never catch me, Krabs! Not when I shift into-”
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!“
“who you callin pinhead”

“That’s, er, his eager face”

stripedturtlenecksweater:

diomdes:
diomdes:
me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is
Your actions have consequences

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

insertdisc5:

lil ep 59 comics

cosumik:

i don’t draw anything but the adventure zone lately <:^)

greenekangaroo:

IDK who this dude is but I like him

judgement-booty:

this ep made me so emotional, so i’m draggin u all down with me