Silver Tongue
pissvortex:
“”
getvent:
“thinkin’ bout groops
”

getvent:

thinkin’ bout groops

champawattigress:

strangebiology:

I am not going to tag the name of the bird, because I’m pretty sure I would get tagged as NSFW if I did, but I assure you their beaks are getting longer and it’s probably because of the UK’s obsession with bird feeders.

GREAT TITS GAIN MASSIVE PECKERS, MORE AT 11!

ubercharge:

tumblr: hey here’s a new feature we think you guys will like!

thousands of bloggers, immediately: ok so this is how you turn it off

sixpenceee:

When scientists step outside their safe laboratories, anything can happen. Of course, studying wild animals or digging out million-year-old fossils sounds exotic and exciting, but that’s only one side of the spectrum. The other side is sometimes gross and scary but mostly it’s hilarious. In 2015 scientists started sharing their most embarrassing #Fieldworkfails, and recently French illustrator Jim Jourdane has decided to compile the most memorable ones and turn them into amusing whimsical drawings. (Source)

phoninskis:
“yeah
”

snugglenug:

obviously chomps lewis has no idea that i’m the fucking mailman

mrwildo:

“But comedy has to be edgy and offensive or else it’s terrible!”

image

rasec-wizzlbang:

thetallesthobbit:

mirthandir:

king-of-meme:

If brains are biological computers, why don’t we lag?

You can’t tell me you’ve never walked into a room and forgotten why you’re there or lost a train of thought for a few seconds

Once when I was driving home from school I had a brief moment of panic because I thought I’d forgotten my car at school

can a human brain run doom