Silver Tongue

birdcageheart:

shingojira:

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“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”

“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”

*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*

chefpyro:

i’m having a stroke

cosmic-rumpus:
“ its been a while since ive drawn The Babe™
someone crown this girl queen of all reality and everything that has ever existed ever and protect her she deserves everything
”

cosmic-rumpus:

its been a while since ive drawn The Babe™

someone crown this girl queen of all reality and everything that has ever existed ever and protect her she deserves everything

marauders4evr:

“They couldn’t come. They…died.” is the third greatest moment in Spongebob and a literal mastery of writing and humor.

It’s only followed two seconds later by the second-greatest moment in Spongebob where Squidward just lets out a demonic shriek before screaming, “THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!”

And of course, the greatest moment in Spongebob:

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“That’s his…eager face.”

Naturally, I’m not including the epic musical number that followed because that’s not a moment, it’s an experience!

(For the record, the fourth greatest moment is the BIG MEATY CLAWS and the fifth is the ‘flag twirlers’ scene. The sixth is the whole scene with Sandy and Patrick, the seventh is the ‘a one, a two, a skiddlididdlidoo’—basically, the first three seasons of Spongebob and the following movie brought hundreds of amazing moments and like 90% of those were in Band Geeks alone.)

bellygangstaboo:

swagintherain:

These comments on the article say everything I want to

Walking while Black.

ryllcat21:

she’s my fav troll!!!

killedmilk:

god tier kiddos!!

Can I just…

zephrbabe:

dresupi:

In lieu of the new tumblr settings, can I make yet another plea with those of you who read fics and consume art on tumblr to please reblog them?   

Fics and art will die on a creator’s dash if they aren’t reblogged.  It’s never been more true than now. 

If you want to keep receiving content from creators, reblog the the content. If it’s something you enjoyed?  Reblog it.  It’s not hard.  I am going to make a point to reblog everything I read from now on.  (With the proper tags of course), as well as all the art that I see on my dash.  

I cannot make it simpler.  Posts WILL die unless they’re reblogged.  No one will see your ‘like’.  Your like is a bookmark for YOU to find it later.  Your reblog means the world to a creator because it means you are willing to go the little extra distance and recommend this to your followers.  

Don’t let creations die on the dash of those who created them.  

Reblog to save a creation.  

Reblog to keep a creator creating.

Reblog, please. 

Ironically, Tumblr ate my last attempt at this post, so I’ll keep it sweet:

1. It makes content creators’ day when you interact with us, especially reblog.

2. Comments and tag blathering are really, really special to me, and I look at allllll my reblogs just in case someone said something interesting in the tags.

3. It works. @dresupi reblogged something of mine and I immediately got more notes.

agoodcartoon:
“ samael:
“ agoodcartoon:
“ wheresanegg:
“ siobhanblank:
“ darkskinnedprivilege:
“ agoodcartoon:
“great
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Wait this was supposed to be a bad thing???
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Shoulda gone with the Ham costume tho
” ”

agoodcartoon:

samael:

agoodcartoon:

wheresanegg:

siobhanblank:

darkskinnedprivilege:

agoodcartoon:

great

Wait this was supposed to be a bad thing???

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Shoulda gone with the Ham costume tho

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