this is why cats domesticated themselves in the first place. finally. some cats doing what they wanted all along. so wholesome
LIKE if you would have a beer with Gozer.
REBLOG if you would hunt rats with him.
IGNORE and your heart will be destroyed.
CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR
Reblogged, obviously.
I’m one of the two brewers at Empirical Brewery, and I love these little bastards!
Sadly, Gozer passed away last year due to feline leukemia. However, the other three - Venkman, Egon and Raymond - are all still around and active!
Venkman is the “leader” of the group, and by far the most curious - he explores and investigates everyone and everything that comes through the brewery. He also has a great sense of when somebody’s taking a picture of him and poses accordingly. He’s not interested in having humans pet him and will run away from you.
Raymond, however, seems to have been feral for all of thirty seconds before Treehouse picked him up: He will meow for attention, and either rub up against your hand to demand pets, or flop down on the ground so you can scratch his belly. He and Venkman are close pals.
Egon is the most skittish of the bunch, and barely likes you to even look at him. He’ll investigate new things, but spends most of his time hiding and sleeping. He has a special hiding spot on top of a pipe, and he somehow has the uncanny ability to sleep with all four paws dangling completely off of it without ever falling of.
This is how they spend most of their day. If you ever find a stray cat hair on one of your six-packs, it’s probably Raymond’s. The guy sheds like mad.
Venkman’s curiosity occasionally gets the better of him. This is what happened when a new pump came into the brewery. He managed to escape handily enough, though.
Like I said, Venkman likes to pose.
Buddies. <3
Come by Empirical Brewery sometime, and maybe you’ll get to see them!
TL;DR: Dude came in asking for a recommendation regarding consoles. Very quickly became rude and implying things that were WAY uncomfortable…
So I work at the UK purple gaming store and it’s not uncommon to get asked by customers whether we recommend Xbox or Playstation more.
This one guy comes in and asks said question. I end up telling him what I tell everyone: “it comes down to what you want - if you want to play online with your friends then you’re best getting what they’re all on, otherwise it’s worth looking at the exclusive games and seeing what most appeals to you there.”
Bear in mind that my senior sales is standing next to me for more or less the entirety of this conversation.
Guy: “Well I’m not looking to play online with anyone and I’m not completely sure about the exclusives. What would you recommend in terms of the exclusive games?”
Me: “My game of the year is Persona 5, which you can only get on the Playstation, so yeah I’d recommend that.”
Guy: “Oh? Why would you recommend it?”
Me: “I’m a big fan of RPGs, the soundtrack is amazing, and it’s so easy to get sucked into the world. I mean I’ve already sunk over 60 hours into it.”
Guy: “Wow… You need a job…”
Me: *In uniform - part of which is a bright pink hoodie that’s pretty hard to miss* “Um… Ok?”
Senior Sales (SS): “Most people will watch TV for a few hours when they get home after work. We just play video games instead. It’s easy to rack that many hours up.”
Guy: “Well then you need a girlfriend.”
SS: “… I’ve been married for 10 years…”
Me: “I’ve been going out with my partner for a year and a half now…”
Guy: *Laughs* “Well then you should be doing more ‘extra-marital activities’.”
SS: “Dude, I had 3 kids in the space of 5 years…”
*Awkward silence*
Guy: “Well uh… Thanks for your help. Bye.”
I hope I never see that guy again. Firstly, dude, what I do in the bedroom is none of your fucking business. I’ve literally never seen you before, so it’s not even like we kinda know each other or have any sense of rapport. So why would you even make that joke? Plus who the fuck are you to step on someone’s hobby? I hope every console you buy gets fuckin’ bricked the second you try to play it…
Hey I get that compulsive heterosexuality is a thing and all but can we maybe stop trying to convince bi girls that they aren’t actually attracted to guys….I mean can we get rid of the idea that a bi girl who lusts after men is somehow doing a great disservice to the wlw community or being disloyal to who she “really” is…compulsive heterosexuality is real but guess what bisexuality is too and it’s a very valid identity
You may be 98% sure she’s not really bi and you can still keep your damn mouth shut
Hell, you can be absolutely right, and in a year she’s gonna laugh and say ‘haha I thought I liked men, can you believe it?’ And you can still keep your damn mouth shut
Let every girl explore and discover her identity at her own pace in her own way.
Let every girl choose the labels that make her the happiest and most comfortable
I id'ed as pan ace for half a year before I started seeing myself as a lesbian. And honestly, had someone tried to chew me out for that or called it a phase I would’ve been crushed.
I can only imagine how much worse it feels for actual bi and pan girls
Let bi girls be bi girls and let girls-who-you’re-pretty-sure-are-not-actually-bi be bi girls because that’s their label to pick.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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