Silver Tongue

when you get turned into a vampire before literacy was a common thing

what up i’m jared i’m 1900 and i never fucking learned how to read

That’s a plot device of the cirque du freak series

ratxz:
all these “characters that *would* be weirdly sexualized” posts are wrong bc i assure u the content is there already you’re all just not digging deep enough

sassking-trevor:

pokemon-personalities:
pokemon-personalities:
this promotional art is so COOL….

A Limerick

impleiadic:

tastefullyoffensive:

Me as a tree. (via bluedelliquanti)

everbeentospace:

bluebirdmask:
this is my favourite bit of otgw trivia (text from Art of Over the Garden Wall)
@thehonestdoctor

safety-officer-barto:

setheverman:
setheverman:
setheverman:
ok it’s happening!!! i have a terrible photo of me from a very old expired ID card… and my hair is not shaved in this photo…
this is wild… i am STILL being spammed with HUNDREDS of people telling me to post the picture EVEN THOUGH I HAVE FUCKING POSTED THE PICTURE ALREADY DO YOU GUYS NOT KNOW HOW TO SEARCH FOR THINGS ON THIS WEBSITE JUST LET THIS POST DIE ALREADY PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
what the fuck dude

scarletforest:

I wasn’t prepared