Silver Tongue
virgo-79:
“ cosmicmoves:
“ weavemama:
“”
Instant revenge.
”
Somebody’s ass is walking from now on.
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virgo-79:

cosmicmoves:

weavemama:

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Instant revenge.

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Somebody’s ass is walking from now on.

shrubbot:

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10/10 would die for the lizard

tinysaurus-rex:

not-regan:

ihateeverythingcomic:

twofingerswhiskey:

falling-towers:

mindfulwrath:

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

I once dreamed that a giant meteor was headed for earth, and the government had set up loudspeakers throughout the cities so Obama could give a final address - I’ll never forget how strangely comforting it was when he said “there are places we’ve never been before. Some of us have never been to the Alps, some of us have never been to Marrakesh. The next life is simply another place we’ve never been before, and we’re all going to go explore it together.” 

I had a dream my family housed the Obamas for a weekend and one morning Obama made us oatmeal for breakfast and, looking at my disappointed face because I don’t like oatmeal, he said “regardless of what we taste, if we eat together, we are happy.”

Once I dreamt that Michelle Obama was running a campaign to give homes to all the feral pigeons and her husband came to my house and gave me a pamphlet that just had a picture of a pigeon on it and he looked me in the eyes and said “who would you be without them?”

anthonyholden:

I don’t know why my kids don’t like going to the beach.

More comics HERE!

letssaynotonormal:

bhucewayne:

this whole scene deserves to be played out in full

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Can this blog get more Casey please :D
Anonymous
photoncerberus:
“This is a real disclaimer in the manga.
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photoncerberus:

This is a real disclaimer in the manga.

knightsolaireofthesun:

When the SCP article is relatively mundane and simple, and it doesn’t seem like there’s much to it

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When you reach the bottom and it says “Level 4 security clearance required to continue”

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thecomfyknight:
“It was costume day at work today
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thecomfyknight:

It was costume day at work today

peanutbuttergamer:

ryanphantom:

ME, EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE

Wow, this has a lot of notes, haha.