Silver Tongue
loseio:
“sometimes she brings him dead things
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loseio:

sometimes she brings him dead things

pansyfille:

me: *sees glitter*

glitter: ✨✨✨

me: :0 !!!!

gummybird:

Tfw your bff doesn’t get that him nearly dying in space is traumatic 

cheeralism:

magiclairium:

peppytonic:

toongoth:

if you’ve ever wanted to go back in time just to watch “do you like waffles” now’s your chance

im losing it over the other tab you have open in this vid

“rollie polie ollie MP3 download”

there are many things that should have been left in 2006 and this vid is very much one of them

There people alive right now who have never seen this layout

ruby-white-rabbit:

lord-kitschener:

instructionsfordancing:

artaeum:

lord-kitschener:

Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me

the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it

not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion

This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs

I once sneezed and my cat was so startled he fell off my bed and then avoided me for three days with the exception of “starvation” screams.

catswithbaseballbats:

gayreinhardt:

its fucking weird how nobody really knows what midoriyas quirk is but none of them ask. they just accept his superpower is to fucking destroy his bones. nobody asks him what its called or whatever

bone hurting quirk

fartgallery:

me: you know that according to schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive

everyone else at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*

solrex:

regularbread:

gottalovesteak:

thefeelofavideogame:

when someone beats you at a video game

UNMUTE THIS PLEASE

SALT IS A WAY OF LIFE.

narrator: Down here, salt is a way of life.
Guy: Obviously, the environment down here is all salt. The ceiling’s salt, the floor’s salt, the walls are salt, and, to an extent, the air is salt. And you breathe that in, and constantly taste the salt.

whymrspock:

jb612:

nospockdasgay:

leonardnimoysdimples:

sp00ky-spock:

percychekov:

andurile:

it’s almost 2014 already are we still arguing on whether to give female characters the equal amount of screentime on movies as male characters

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#this is both an example of captain kirk being upset by it and of reboot being a flagrant offender

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THIS IS NOT EVEN UP FOR FUCKING DEBATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Can someone please draw me fan art of Jim Kirk triumphantly wearing a “this is what a feminist looks like” t-shirt while making this face:

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“WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT, PUNK?”

Haha, like this?

Personal side note? I don’t think I really understood how much we need feminism until I watched this show. Its a window back into it’s time, and it really demonstrates both the problem (its still totally problematic and there are TONS of signs of the times in there) and how hard people were working to build a better future. Naw.

And yet there’s people that still argue about Jim Kirk being a feminist. smh

solangeloismymoonlight:

To my future spouse: if I die and you become a super villain because of it, just know that I will be rolling my eyes in the afterlife at your dramatic ass