Silver Tongue

mygayisshowing:

Things I didn’t understand as a child:  

  • why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway
  • taxes

Things I don’t understand as an adult: 

  • why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway
  • taxes

mindfulwrath:

I think the big difference between Ryan Evil™ and Jeremy Evil™ is the systems they operate in.

Jeremy Evil™ utilizes systems specifically designed with evil in mind (e.g. using blood magic to gain special weapons and powers) whereas Ryan Evil™ takes perfectly ordinary systems and repurposes them towards evil (e.g. using dispensers to drop farm animals several hundred feet just to watch them go splat)

gemberrie:
“yea i play stardew valley,
”

gemberrie:

yea i play stardew valley,

surahlia:

techno-gal:

the-sassy-composer:

glumshoe:

rhapsody-in-blues:

glumshoe:

my gender is a sexy detective jazz cover of ‘In the Hall of the Mountain King’

I was kind of bored last night and liked the idea so I ran with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_3Y9_Hw8wU

holy shit

I laughed so hard I think I cracked a rib

Nice

In the Lounge of the Mountain King

the-real-seebs:
“ ubercharge:
“ dnotive:
“ southernsideofme:
“A wild wrench feeding it’s young
”
why would you make me look at this
”
because nature is beautiful
”
knowing that the #12 will probably end up dying when the others leave the nest is just...

the-real-seebs:

ubercharge:

dnotive:

southernsideofme:

A wild wrench feeding it’s young

why would you make me look at this

because nature is beautiful

knowing that the #12 will probably end up dying when the others leave the nest is just heart-wrenching

Moonpaw--can Karkat pap anxious Xefros? I need that in my life.
Expectations: Dungeons and Dragons is a high fantasy tabletop roleplaying game. You can be anything your heart desires; go where you please; battle dragons and necromancers; save kingdoms and forge alliances! The only limit is your imagination as you set off on an epic adventure with your friends!
Reality: I ROLL TO PET THE WOLF AGAIN
rodasmash:
“ killer-smize:
“ p-curly:
“ Seriously props to Takahashi for refusing to give Kagome any panty shots and also forbidding the animators from doing it as well and they followed her wishes. She wanted to prevent her from being reduced to a...

rodasmash:

killer-smize:

p-curly:

Seriously props to Takahashi for refusing to give Kagome any panty shots and also forbidding the animators from doing it as well and they followed her wishes. She wanted to prevent her from being reduced to a fanservice character at all costs and just…yeah man.

my skin is clear my crops are flourishing

Anime is saved.

softgenyatta:
“phantasmal and resplendent
”

softgenyatta:

phantasmal and resplendent