ajanigoldmane:

queersanddragons:

magnolia-noire:

themoufofthesouth:

congenitaldisease:

Mikhail Kalashnikov, the man who created the AK-47 assault rifle, wrote a letter in which he professed his guilt and regret over his creation shortly before his death in 2013. He explained that he felt responsible for all of the deaths caused by his creation: “The pain in my soul is unbearable. I keep asking myself the same unsolvable question: If my assault rifle took people’s lives that means that I, Mikhail Kalashnikov, … am responsible for people’s deaths.” He expressed that he wished he would have created a tool to benefit farmers instead.

What kind of extreme lack of foresight

what did he possibly think would hapoen when he designed it?????

Not that I’m a fan of guns or anything, But Kalashnikov designed the AK47 during world war 2. He came up with the gun to be more reliable in combat against the Nazis. 

The quote is specifically about the guns ‘uncontrolled distribution’.  

so to answer the question, he thought it would be killing Nazis, not people.

coffeepotcat:

D&D shenanigans!!! first ever roll with my new dice led to one of the best moments for me in the campaign

twitter

nentindo:

imagine George W. Bush with a bunch of papers, trying to work in a post-9/11 country, while on the other side of the world at the exact same time, Bin Laden is fucking emulating Yoshi’s Island in a cave

lnnea:

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

nentindo:

nentindo:

the CIA dumped 300gb+ of files from Osama Bin Laden’s computer and holy shit what the fuck

“./FB/FBB129DA3557B71F9B4F041F46597390_NO$GBA.NDS“

HE PUT A GBA EMULATOR ON HIS DS

DID BIN LADEN HOMEBREW HIS DS

bellygangstaboo:

I feel like there should be a website dedicated too breaking down the coded language in these headlines tbh.

kittydesade:

swingandswirl:

writingdino:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

allofthewhales:

silvermoonphantom:

merlin-bunny:

azaleecalypso:

callie-quite-contrary:

skidar:

kyogre-blue:

overlycaffeinateddreamer:

faun-songs:

knightarcana:

deamortis66:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WENT WITHOUT SAYING SEX ISNT THAT IMPORTANT IM 19 YEARS OLD I CANT STOP LAUGHING LITERALLY 99% OF THE POPULATION EXPERIENCES SEXUAL DESIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

This is pretty much the definition of being an ace person, tbh, and I’m so glad.

#I thought it was an exaggeration for literal years (via sonickitty)

this is literally the #that sounds fake but okay meme im dying

#ME#I THOUGHT SEXUAL ATTRACTION WAS RARE#AKA#HOW TO FIND OUT YOU’RE DEMI (via @miseryauthoress)

Honestly, every single cheating plotline never made sense because “but why do you have to have sex with them? just don’t??”

^^^^ Every single cheating plot line ever I was like: What is so hard about keeping your pants on what is your problem??

…do you have any idea how hard it is to do literary criticism that will get published when your reaction to at least 75% of character motivations is this makes no sense whatsoever why do they even care? 

When people ask you why you don’t date someone just to try, and when you answer that well you’re not interested in that person, they explain that usually you don’t like the person at first, but you might fall in love after having dated a little while

and you’re just?????? but what?????????? is the point of dating someone if you don’t like them?????????????? 

what do you mean the point is making out and sex????????? why would i want to do that with someone i don’t already like?????????

I have literally experienced all of these.

^Same

THIS

*waves demi-ace flag*

me when my best friend pointed out I was bisexual. I thought everyone was attracted to everyone all the time, and straight people were just like…lying about it????

OMG, this explains so much of why I can’t stand 99% of Serious Literature. It’s usually dicks writing about dicks. 

Minstrel, this is not the tale of the dicks I requested. These are incorrect dicks.

mysharona1987:

theseriouscynic:

Why is he so petty? Why is that family so petty? That family can buy so much candy for other kids.

It is genuinely astonishing how petty they all are.

For a billionaire family who, by any standard, have wonderful, luxurious stress-free lives and have never struggled day in their lives.

They should be blissfully happy. 

Instead they bitch on twitter about socialist Halloween candy.