hey-pretty-mama-its-johnny-bravo:
What’s a player to a god, what’s a god to a DM, what’s a DM to a nat 20
MMM WATCHA SSSAAYYYY
i wanted to redraw one of my fav panels in all of homestuck
i like to call it…
death by plush pantaloon-encrusted buttock
(i dont draw backgrounds whats a background)
your signature has to be a unique identifying mark right? is there anything saying it has to be a scribbled version of my name??
I checked and apparently there’s nothing that legally says your signature has to match your legal name. it’s on.
“sign here please sir”
“certainly”
Who wants to hear my new conspiracy theory about lawyers
- Can’t legally lie, but they trade in half-truths and misleading language
- Obsessed with contracts
- Required to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law
- Really good at exploiting loopholes
- Range from semi-helpful to openly malevolent
Conclusion?? Faeries
Well I mean the places where we do our main business are even called “courts” so it’s not like we’re trying that hard to hide it.






