xiggymatsu:

papillon-noirsblog:

erinye:

skippercifer:

solluxismsnowaifu:

future-mrs-frost:

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

woops

Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology

I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus

birdcheese:

lunarcrown:

He sees so many birthdays come and go for people he cares about, it’s hard to keep positive sometimes :,,,)

Scene from the fic “Too Many Birthdays” by @alientacobell !!! SO GOOD SO SAD SO ON POINT

textsfromthefahc:

Jack: Ryan.
Jack: Ryan, Gavin tells me you don’t know buttfor.
Jack: Please tell me he’s joking.

Jeremy: Was Ryan just never a child?

Geoff: I’m convinced he was born fully formed, leather jacket and all.

Ray: Born? Created more like
Ray: Frankenstein’s Haywood

Ryan: What are you talking about?

Jack: Buttfor. You know what buttfor is, right.

Jeremy: Oh he’s serious. Holy shit.

Ryan: Why do you keep saying that?

Jack: Holy- I can’t- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Jeremy: I can’t believe it.

Ryan: WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Jack: It’s not that complicated, Ryan. We understand. Just admit you don’t know and ask for an explanation.

Ryan: Okay, I will!
Ryan: I don’t understand and would like to have it explained.

Jack: Oh my God.

Ryan: WHAT IS IT?

Jeremy: FOR POOPING WITH
Jeremy: So how do we tell Ryan he was deprived of a childhood.

Jack: Jeremy nooooooo. He didn’t ask right! D:

Jeremy: Jack someone had to put him out of his misery.

Jack: Fine. Spoilsport.
Jack: And Ryan didn’t have a childhood. He just showed up to college one day.

Ryan: For pooping with…?
Ryan: Oh. I just typed out the full question.
Ryan: That’s fucking stupid.

Geoff: …You’re all on the FBI’s Most Wanted list.

Jeremy: Best crew you could ever ask for, bossman~

goopy-amethyst:

goopy-amethyst:

btw i know someone’s gonna point this out so…

Slut shaming? wrong, awful, never do that.

Calling out the sexualization of women in the word of clothing and costumes? needed, important, good for halloween.

I couldn’t have said it better

wiccamoonlight:

Witchcraft

lucklelia:

when you accidentally make a typo in a group chat and everyone starts repeating it

momnar:

momnar:

Sildar Jean Hallwinter. A stuffy name that belonged to great grandpa. “Jean” said all fancylike as in “Jean Valjean”.

Heck it. That’s a mouthful. Parents called him “Darry”. Darry Jean Hallwinter.

Misspelled as “Barry” on his introductory IPRE nametag. It stuck as a joke, then became the only thing people knew him by. Barry Jean Whatshisface.

Haha “Bluejean”. Cause he wears Bluejeans all the time. It’s hilarious.

Barry J. Bluejeans.

#i’m fucking yelling good god #he just starts introducing himself as barry bluejeans by the time he gets to ipre #then at he and lup’s wedding #‘do you take sildar hallwinter to be-’ #‘do i take fucking WHOM’

I’m dying

skarchomp:

NOSFERRETU