friendly reminder that one time i was watching one of my friends play amnesia: the dark descent and i got too scared so i turned off the music and started playing backstreet boys instead and the song “everybody” came on and at the line “backstreet’s back ALL RIGHT” the monster buSTED THROUGH THE DOOR AND I SCREAMED LIKE A 2-YEAR-OLD
The constant struggle between ‘let monster girls be cute and happy it’s what they deserve’ and ‘let monster girls be monstrous because if they’re gonna be monsters then they might as well own it’
obvious solution: let them be monstrous and cute and happy.
Big toothy monstrous monstergirls getting all flustered because their SOs made them a flowercrown
THE BABIES ARE 1 TO 3 YEARS OLD
WHY ARE YOU NOT MORE WORRIED ABOUT HOW AND WHERE THEY GOT THE CANDY FROM?
WHY IS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO TALK ABOUT GOING TRICK OR TREATING?
WHAT WERE YOU EVEN DOING? WHY ARE YOU SUCH BAD PARENTS?
There were 4 sets of parents plus 2 grandparents that didn’t know where they were
The kids went on an adventure in Paris… ALONE
These kids also were stranded in the woods with no milk, water, or clean diapers for several days
with a newborn child.
A newborn who was almost murdered by his brother
why do people feel the need to ask that, why do they think it’s a good idea.
They were raised in a garbage dump.
