Silver Tongue

clientsfromhell:

A lot of people talk about dodging bullets when it doesn’t work out with a bad client. This is the first time I dodged a missile. 

I’m a ghostwriter. A client approached me to write a story he’d envisioned. He had characters, a universe, and a storyline he wanted me to actually write. I did some work for him, but had to drop the client when some familial issues came up. 

Months later, I decided to check up on him and searched for him and his book. I found out that a) he found someone else to ghost write the novel for him and had actually published it and b) he was being sued for copyright infringment. Turns out all his “ideas” were stolen from an existing property that I wasn’t familiar with. Turns out, everything I wrote for him was fanfiction.

And that’s why you do research on your client’s ideas.

uberchain:

leviatic:

leviatic:

Be careful I just took it out of the oven and it is still spookie

HAPPY HALLOWEEn  PLEASE DO NOT HURT YOURSELF IN THE SPOOKENING

this is my yearly reblog of my favourite scream fortress sfm video of all time 

kawaiijohn:

fl0werbunn:

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oh shit its Sans Undertale

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quick, someone get matpat on the line!

tittily:

worrynotso:

frostycat:

apricot swiping at an invisible toy!

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Apricot giving your blog sick high fives

fuck yeah apricot keep em coming

caitallolovesyou:
“ uppityfemale:
“ The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts.
The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease.
THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF...

caitallolovesyou:

uppityfemale:

The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts.

The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease.

THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY DETAIL.

THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO PROTECT HIM AND HE’S CHARGING THEM AT HIS PRIVATE BUSINESSES TO DO SO.

The Secret Service is almost out of money. Trump spent in one year on travel what Obama spent in eight (not to mention profited off of it). They can’t afford to pay people their people to cover Trump’s huge family as they travel for work and go on vacation every week.

This is corruption.
This is unethical.
This is something we should all be mad as Hell about.

This was actually so insane to me that I figured I HAD to make sure it was real before reblogging it with no sources. It seems to be totally real.

sources: 
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/trumps-clubs-charge-60k-to-rent-carts-to-secret-service-as-agency-runs-out-of-money-2017-08-21
http://www.businessinsider.com/secret-service-trump-tower-rent-command-post-2017-8
(and there are many more if you googlefu, but most of them weren’t sources I particularly like or trust so I’m not linking them here.)

Anyway yes, this is like textbook corruption. This is our tax dollars at work, people! 

bigbosscangotohell:
“ bigbosscangotohell:
“Wow……………. ……………………………..is mario the meatl gear snake eater?????
”
is mario actually just metal gear snake eater? ”

bigbosscangotohell:

bigbosscangotohell:

Wow……………. ……………………………..is mario the meatl gear snake eater?????

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is mario actually just metal gear snake eater?

kramergate:

kramergate:

if you’re the mercy who rezzed me, a shitty Junkrat, 5 times across the last two games, please message me, I wanna know… what are we…

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im like 99% sure thats how greek soldiers worked too… the bond… thanks mercy

zavalicious:

thingsthatsoundlikefacts:

Did you know…

Candles on romantic dinner tables were traditionally used to prevent prospective lovers from leaning over to steal a kiss before they were married

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

its-mustard-gucci:
“ tsunamiwavesurfing:
“im mad this was tagged as bbw
”
Thicc
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its-mustard-gucci:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

im mad this was tagged as bbw

Thicc