I love that racist Nice Guy dudebros used to be the ones with swords in their profile pics or whatever but now swords are becoming, like, a lesbian thing, like yes another thing we do better than straight guys
this just in: the world outside of america doesn’t exist
this just in: if ur not american ur british
If you’re neither American nor British, there’s a good chance you don’t speak English either.
this just in: even though english is the first language of roughly 400 million people and second language of 1.6 billion people, if ur not american nor british there’s a good chance u don’t exist
just remembered the “watch for rolling rocks in 0.5x A presses” video and…god. the moment where you’re watching it for the first time and he says “but first, we need to talk about parallel universes”. that moment creates a unique emotion that can never be replicated at any other moment in time. the second you hear that for the first time in relation to super mario 64 your world is irrevocably changed. you are no longer the same person
Back to business! This one is a (really) short story I had in mind and I wasn’t sure if I would be able to finish for Halloween. It’s sketchy but hey, it’s here!
I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail
that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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