mysharona1987:

jaubaius:

Hand of God

jumpingjacktrash:

art-woonz:

Art By FB: @Emiliaillustrations

Instagram: @artwoonz

THIS IS SO ADORABLE WHAT

link to the actual comic: https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/zomcom/list?title_no=70195

valen-dreth:

did the dwemer like have to solve their own stupid puzzles any time they wanted to go anywhere in their garbage cities or was that just for keeping visitors out

i imagine its the equivilent of lawn decorations. like “check out this lawn gnome i just bought” and its a dwemer centurian

catdragonunicorn:

thestuffedalligator:

passworddots:

thestuffedalligator:

I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

I had to visualize this conversation so that my soul could rest.

Okay while I’m still vibrating with joy a fun fact about this post that nobody asked for

I never chose the name Tony randomly. I specifically decided to name Dr. Mario’s husband after one of the bosses from NES Open Tournament Golf

Because I thought Mario paired well with a twink

he does pair well with a twink

number-thirteen:

Re-watching Adventure Time is extra hilarious now with Marcy and PB’s canon relationship.

In “Go With Me”, Finn’s trying to woo PB with Marceline’s help, and Marcy’s like — let’s release two rabid wolves into her bedroom while she’s sleeping. LOLLL

If that don’t yell ex-girlfriends to you I don’t know what does.

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

i always thought the tumblr userbase would just grow old like how everyone’s parents are still using facebook

i’m always taken by surprise when someone’s like I WAS BORN IN 2003 like

i cant even have a problem because fighting teenagers isnt cool if you’re in your 20s

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

If anyone asks I’m 20

Yall have fun aging, I decided not to

local demon girl flexes her immortality on mortals

suicide-thots:

adhd-hippie:

asundergrowth:

asundergrowth:

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he’s got chub, he’s got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you’ve ever seen

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

We all know dionysus looks like this.

maykitz:

finding out 2021 is a year of the ox via the sudden influx of anime cowgirls art