Silver Tongue

Saved it. No mistakes were made.

aromanticduck:
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

foxtomes:

thingexplodingsoon-deactivated2:

people used to make among us ocs and had dramatic fanart of one being bloody and stabbed or alien eaten and ejected and now everyone posts about among us being free roam animals

shesnake:

abbaskiarostami:
1995lahaine:
he was literally deciding what pronunciation of lies to go with while they were rolling
tom holland: this is it. this is my break as a serious actor
robert: the LAAAs?

beabigshot:

catgirlforeskin:

catgirl-kaiju:
shiftythrifting:
I apologized in advance to the cashier for getting these at the same time. They couldn’t stop laughing. From a Goodwill
Items that convince you to assassinate the rest of the Beatles
Hold on I gotta look something up

mouser26:

chewedcorn:
A Cut Above
This is like the exact opposite energy to A.Shipwright‘s Detective Noirot
Chase

catadromously:

the more things change…

avatarchang:

discountbadjokes:
emptyburrito:
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES
ANOTHER CLASSIC I LOVE THIS VIDEO
I didn’t know memes could go this far
We have reached the ultimate meme