Silver Tongue

Going down on a girl after bottom surgery, call that Bluetooth because she doesn't have a dongle anymore

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maamlet:

you sending this on anon makes you one of historys most incredible unknown poets

itspileofgoodthings:

my dad taught me history in high school (all girls, private, catholic school) and one of my absolute favorite things about him was that, unlike every other teacher I had, he was never calm when a bee or, more accurately, a hornet or yellowjacket, flew in the window. he would stop whatever he was doing, reach for a book or rolled up piece of paper, and say with great dramatic flair, “ladies, the enemy is here.”

fairyarmour:

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My third and final contribution to @zelink-fanzine, the stickersheet!

I loved brainstorming what items in each game represented the bond between the pair that was unique to that game (with bonus Hilda and Ravio 😉) and y’know, managing to squeeze plants in even into this.

notanecoterroristbaeddeldotcom:

bloodytales:

This is the cutest thing!

oh jesus christ that’s adorable

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willmelon:

happy birthday gromit

lycheeloach:

I hate to hand it to wheatley but imo one of the funniest moments in the portal games is “ah’m speakin’ in an ACCent that is beyond her range of HEARing”

  • the accent itself
  • the fact that he assumes that she can’t hear him based on nothing
  • glados has an american accent
  • the idea that she won’t notice the wall opening if she can’t hear him
  • the sheer annoyance in glados’s voice when she corrects wheatley
  • she calls him ‘metal ball’ despite very much knowing what a core is. is this a corephobic slur of some kind

There is just so much going on in such a short period of time

lips-of-rainbow:

su-whisterfield:

jaubaius:

It belongs in a museum,I think

This is utterly fabulous!

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jame7t:

beyond-a-name:

jame7t:

seyvetch:

jame7t:

had a catboy moment at the farmer’s market :(

why are you sad about that :(

no survivors :(

Except you, obviously. Fucking idiot

meows sweetly & skitters towards you at frightening speeds

nocakeno:
“ jessiphia:
“ laughcentre:
“ insidethevalley:
“ the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast
”
this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down
”
Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in...

nocakeno:

jessiphia:

laughcentre:

insidethevalley:

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down

Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind

leaves on the vine, falling so slow
like fragile tiny shells drifting in the foam

I just had a thought.....

What if the Huey/Dialga post was actually a dream that Huey had that he accidentally projected to Netwtwo and now she is CONCERN

xxtc-96xx:

ok one more XD

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