in our last dnd session I got shunk down to 6 inches and we spent about an hour trying to pic the lock of a chest that was unlocked, checking arcana to see how long it would last and trying fighting a tiny centipede to see if it could fix me. turns out, all we had to do was leave the room.
good responses to getting stabbed with a sword
- rude
- that’s fair
- not again
- are you gonna want this back or can i keep it
Dissociation is so weird because half the time i’ll dissociate as a coping mechanism to deal with some kind of stressful event, and the other half of the time i’ll just be chillin eating some pancakes and my brain will be like “u aren’t real and neither are these pancakes” and I’m just like “ok”
maoh:
why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
“Why is he staring at me like that? I don’t like it”


