neildegrassetysonofficial:

dreamlightsymphony:

neildegrassetysonofficial:

If I pay for an endless buffet, I expect fishsticks. Where are they?

Why fish sticks? Why wouldNeil Degrasse Tyson, one of the most visible scientific figures of the 21st century, want something that cannot be considered actual food? Tell me, Mr. Tyson, where on the fish is the “stick”?

You have no idea how many planets there are.

captainsnoop:

confessionsofabollywoodgirl:

One of my favorite Dear Zindagi scenes

londonhowell:

je-suis-un-espion:

thesteppinrazor:

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

bolded. just in case.

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

whatinthegotdamn:

i will never forget that time where jontron had to leave gamegrumps because he said he wanted to focus on his channel and then their fans went all conspiracy theory where they basically blamed egoraptor’s wife for him leaving but never once thought that jontron just might’ve been an asshole

criogahn:

texts-from-dragonage:

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