my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s. military fort museum thing, it’s like a big compound with like 15 buildings enclosed by a fence. anyway my 5-yr-old saw one of those red metal fire alarm boxes on the wall and asked his aunt “what does that say?”
now the correct answer to this question, in my opinion, would be “that is a fire alarm. we only touch fire alarms if there is a fire. if there is a fire, you would pull the handle and it would make a very loud noise so that other people know to get out of the building.”
according to several reliable sources, my sister-in-law’s answer to the question was, “it says ‘pull.’”
so anyway that’s how they managed to evacuate all 15 buildings at the museum and why this is probably their last “outing” for a while.
Anonymous
i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.
a) why is this tagged hamilton
b) what the fuck is going on
What kinda sick fuck lies about being hiv+ for the tumblr fame????
Wowwwwwwww! I really don’t know how you can live with yourself.
This site gets weirder and weirder as time progresses
Summary: naj and israa were the same person, one was a sock puppet while the other was just fake completely. They lied about (bare minimum) having hiv, being pregnant with hiv, being trafficked, being a sex worker, their race(s), being married, and probably more.
Why? Who knows!
There’s no other place like Tumblr
they did it cuz they wanted to justify writing a “HIV au hamilton” fic . they made up a whole lie about their life so they could “base” off their fic on their life .
They wrote a WHAT?????
im. im gonna kms
for @the-character-lounge !!
happy halloween ~
hope this cheers you up!
your hard work is really paying off! thanks for all the hard work ~
aaaaaaa haven’t had Slate fan art in a long time
It’s so cuuute, thank you!
