banishedquasiroyal:

my dog is senile and likes to bark at everything (weird bc she used to be silent unless she was licking you) so we just tell her “good job protecting the house!” and she stops barking and looks so proud

momfricker:

jakemorph:

genghis-khanye:

graatrunk:

sosyebabe:

What you got made fun of in school for?

i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone’s scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed “The Nut Slayer” and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents 

nutslayer is a powerful title

can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly fucking back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him… the Nut Slayer.

rwby2:

FEFNEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingkimochi:

feffer sketcherooni

scotchtapeofficial:

astolfo-official:

festive-necron:

astolfo-official:

northern-irish-lefty:

degeneratedworker:

Soviet Union keeping the world from destruction
Soviet Union
c. 1980s

That’s actually a really cool propaganda piece.

someone edit where instead of the soviet union flag the tape says “goth gfs”

@astolfo-official

THANK YOU

tobyjamessharp:

enjoY IT CAUSE TAAKO AND LUP ARE GREAT TOGETHER.

also yes,,,,I love my pink haired twins 

earthprincewu:

good twins

tastefullyoffensive:

(photo by tyranitard)

durbikins:

durbikins:

durbikins:

realistically, you could probably knock out a grey with no effort. without their technology and placed in hand-to-hand combat, those little space fuckers probably aint shit.

No Muscle Mass At All. Weak. Pathetic.

Ugly Feeble Creatures. They Should Fear Us. I Doubt They Can Even Consume Whey.

Interstellar Incels

bubbly-nightmare:

botgalhs:

putoutmysenses:

officialprydonchapter:

botgalhs:

botgalhs:

botgalhs:

botgalhs:

When your moirail brings along you and their matesprit.

When you go somewhere with your matesprit but you don’t realize your kismesis is there too.

Add more as you like

When you’re dead inside but you still gotta be the auspistice.

When your moirail finally gets their flush crush.

When two of your quadrants are starting to flush flirt.

TFW you’ve had it up to here with your auspistees.

When your moirail is trying too hard to wingman.

TFW you realize your moirail’s kismesis has a really nice butt.

two versions

@shadowgamer223

highroading the kismesis like

when your moirail decides to do something safe and healthy

when your matesprit is looking especially radiant

Having fun w/ your moirail but then remembering you were supposed to be auspistizing

When your kismesis won’t shut up about their new moirail

When you get in red with your kismesis’s ex matesprit

BUCKET