Silver Tongue

texxiki:

chupacapras:

nabikitendos:

TOM NOOK IS NOT A THIEF YOU CAME INTO TOWN PENNILESS AND HE HELPED YOU WITH A JOB AND LET YOU TAKE YOUR TIME WITH PAYING OFF YOUR HOUSE WITH NO ADDED INTEREST THE TANOOKI IS A SAINT

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ITS INDENTURED SLAVERY, THE RACOON IS A CAPITALIST WHO YOU ARE BOUND TO IN DEBT AND CONTINUES TO GIVE YOU HIGH AMOUNTS IN LOANS, YOU ARE HIS WAGE SLAVE!

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He gives you an interest free loan, one that would not be solvent in an actual capitalistic hellhole, and it’s YOUR choice to keep upgrading the house, which costs MONEY, and even if you stop playing the game for years he NEVER sends debt collectors after you to take your things in the game, how DARE YOU

copperpicture:

copperpicture:

i love drawing ears because you can pretty much just scribble anything in them and it’ll look right

examples:

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pregnantseinfeld:

gerbildine:

pregnantseinfeld:

degenerarchy:

pregnantseinfeld:

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

well moose are still prey animals so

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

Would you rather they be predators

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

recoil-operated:

themysticdreambouquet:

entethedragonduck:

cerastes:

When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow

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it’s…called your funny bone…

that gif tho 

It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?”
And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?”
And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?”
And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!”
And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”

dannybitchcraft:

musclecoward:

oddbagel:

silly-slacker-person:

what

anime is the highest form of art

This makes me want to die

Yes

darthrose:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

nathanielemmett:

sloshed-sandwich:

sirlaggalot:

giddytf2:

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Always reblog big kitties with their leetle kitties.

OH MY GOD

I am really happy the house cat was included at the bottom, haha

“BED TIME IS NAOW KITTEN”

I can’t ever not reblog cat moms.

genicecream:

guess who finished binging homestuck the other day

bob-belcher:

NBA players dunking all over Trump

thats like being rejected after asking someone to prom and yelling at them “WELL I DIDNT WANNA GO TO YOU ANYWAYS!!!” god trump is such a pissy child.

xrnoodle:
“big bad wolf is coming
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xrnoodle:

big bad wolf is coming