parskis:

I know in my mind this is about bank of america… but in my heart..

zsnes:

benepla:

the jontron subreddit has totally turned on him

multiheaded1793:

I’m at the trolley problem

I’m at the prisoner’s dilemma

I’m at the combination trolley problem and prisoner’s dilemma

butwhyisallthecoffeegone:

lumionescence:

southern-shinigami:

Asexuals are confused.
Bisexuals are confused.
Pansexuals are confused.
Homosexuals are confused.
Heterosexuals are confused.
Everyone is confused as to why you think you should have a say about a relationship that doesn’t involve you.

this ended so nicely.

And also how to do taxes. We’re confused about how to do taxes too.

i wish we were taught about taxes in school but instead all i can remember is that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

jokebud:

fartgallery:

dont tell anyone because its top secret but i just got the next tumblr update early and notes become like a currency that you can use to buy different outfits for your posts

you got it too huh? this town aint big enough for the both of us pardner.

black–venus:

weavemama:

can u imagine being one of the best humanitarians out there just to have headlines talk about your pregnancy instead of the work you put in with trying to help genocide/rape victims…..

why no one trusts american journalism part infinity…

revscarecrow:

fruitsoftheweb:

ushibaka-chan:

millenianthemums:

fruitsoftheweb:

angler fish mating customs
“If you were like a female anglerfish you wouldn’t have to go looking for a date. Instead, you’d release a chemical trail of pheromones into the water and the guys would find you. Unfortunately, male anglerfish are 40 times smaller than the females. However, they can give the ultimate love bite! If we were like an anglerfish, the male’s body would start to degenerate. His jaws would fuse into the skin and his internal organs would disappear.”

Ok yes this is very educational and cool but did they HAVE to illustrate it like this

here’s the full episode of animal planet’s The Most Extreme, the “Appendages” episode. i used to watch the shit out of these shows when i was kid lmao. the first animal in this episode is the chameleon, and they animate a person with a 3m long tongue, using it to launch a bag of potatos at his own face.

Quality reaction images

mpregcraig:

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

hookedonafeelwhennogf:

ycontuespiritu:

who’s got that screen shot of the guy who posted a picture of his lunch and someone comments “is that a cheese stank?” and the other guy goes “no burtangos” or whatever I had a dream about that image last night

@whitepeopledoingdumbshit

micaxiii:

dimetrodone:

I like how 80% of the comments on his own subreddit are old fans who hate the guy

just had to share this one in particular because it tickled me